He Wouldnt Hurt A Fly. He Would Hurt Other Things He Just Really Likes Bugs

“Barack obama is that some kind of sauce”

Cabin by Sandis Helvigs

the clips!!! this makes me so happy!!!

This is everything.

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU 'HEY' AND START A FRIENDSHIP.

Hello, I love your blog. You are amazing.

@captofthesswolfstar

reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

also for anyone not aware, especially with people not wanting to vaccinate pets, the ONLY way to test for rabies in animals (pre-symptomatic) is to cut off their head and send the brain stem in for testing.

sorry if i’m being a party pooper but because rabies is apparently the new joke on here ??? please remember that rabies has an almost 100% fatality rate after symptoms develop so if you’re bitten or scratched by an animal that you aren’t 100% sure is vaccinated then GO TO A DOCTOR. it’s not a joke. really. 

reblog this if you want a LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.

He who supplants, follower of Dionysus, muddy field, aka SHREK

if any of you actually watched the trial you wouldn’t be thinking this way or saying these things. it was proven in court that she doctored images and falsified evidence. she called paparazzi and faked a bruise that was nowhere to be seen the day before or after the shot was taken.

i’m not defending either of them because they were both abusive, physically and verbally, but johnny was the only one to come out of the relationship with actual injuries that were documented by medical professionals.

this was basically a case of a nobody thinking she could get rich off of a very famous man by lying and saying he’s a wife beater. all of his former girlfriends said he was nothing but respectful. amber was just dragging this out for as long as she possibly could. and she still hasn’t paid anybody yet

i keep the amulet to have something to blame when things go wrong

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing