Maybe Include A Spoiler Warning Next Time. Asshole.

Incorrect! The HEIC did not operate in the Caribbean.

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

why is this fascist shit on my dash

It is the United States that is truly the axis of evil (1992)

> see YouTube video from ‘7 years ago’

> “wow a video from 2013 that’s crazy”

> a horrible realization

girl…

quick ref for my oc mc'cain

I believe that Kirkbride’s original idea for the Bosmer (as he outlined in the concept art you’re referencing (no, I don’t know why it’s a nexus link, that’s the only place I could find the version with his notes))

https://staticdelivery.nexusmods.com/mods/110/images/105701/105701-1606858796-124772823.png

was the male and female bosmer represented two different sides of our fairy myths. The women are the ethereally beautiful, good (or at least noble), fae (descended from the gods of Celtic myth); Titania, the Tuatha de Danann, the Leannán Sídhe (Tolkien’s elves also are a deliberate reference to these fae) - while the men are the little, sometimes evil, or at least trickster, fairies that we find more in medieval stories; Puck, the Fomorians, coblynau, pixies, boggarts, kobolds, etc.

to put it another way: the women are goddesscore and the men are rodentpilled

Also, for what it’s worth, Kirkbride wrote that the men have “lost their power of glamour”, so it could be that women are also ugly, they just use magic to conceal their appearance. Which is also very fae.

You know what bugs me? Bosmer males. Look, idk how ESO does things, but from Morrowind to Oblivion they seem to be the butt of a joke that just says, aren't short men with squeaky voices funny and juvenile and stupid and ripe for mockery? (Fargoth, Gaenir, Glarthir, The Adoring Fan. I don't remember any Bosmer in Skyrim, but then I haven't played Skyrim since like 2015.) Plus there's that old lore about how the Bosmeri women are hot and the men are not, and frankly, fuck that. Where the short king Bosmer at? (Please share any cool Bosmeri male OCs with me.)

Winning the " narratively haunted by your high school queerplatonic situationship" competition

my tumblr glitched horribly and I posted the same thing like fifty times what the fuck

The “I get shown Nat-Lottie stuff, which is amazing!” thing is still frying me. Like, Courtney, baby, you’re the Head Lottinater, clocking in to perceive every edit and give it your blessing like it’s a 9-5 (much appreciated) and we all *know.* Never change

UGH Octavian was really the worst outcome possible. every time I think it isn’t possible to hate him more and then he gets worse.

my Roman Empire is the Roman Empire if Marc Antony had got what he wanted and established a Romano-Macedonian-Egyptian imperial dynasty descended from himself, Caesar, and Cleopatra to rule over a joint Roman-Egyptian Empire with Persian aesthetics.

will and grace is so infuriating to watch because will is always correct and reasonable and the narrative always takes jack or grace’s side