Hermestoldmeurgay - Dont Look At Me Like That

University really is about looking at the worst pdf known to man huh

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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mercury, mars, venus, the void, enigma, grunge alt punk, gardening (not the planting kind), late night drives, trapeze lines, bruises and sprains, switchblades and tattoos, foxes and bears, knuckle cracking, bomber jackets and converse/vans, sharp baring teeth, loud breathless laughter that puts a stitch in ur side, cosmic horror, microexpressions, black and gold red and blue, strawberries, jerky movements, caravans and wagons.

woulda tagged @captain0fcrows if they hadn't done it already so @yrfemmehusband + whoever else would like to participate

making a reblog game.

what's your gender/personality, described only in non gendered words?

I'll go first, dirty cigs, shots, animal bones, the desert, and wasps.

@catcvtz, @witchyboy13, @anomymous1, @sparky4577, @evry1h8s-me, @motorvehiclecollision, @boughtmender, @enarealsh, uhhhhhh, and anyone else who wants to.

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

straight folks r gonna feel this just as much as queer folks. yes i will die on this hill.

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