GodDAMN

Bruce- So anyway, then I-, wait. Hang on.

Bruce, standing and walking to the window, pulling it open and leaning out of it- Don't even think about it!

Jason- Oh, come on!

Dick- How'd you know?!

Tim- I TOLD you he bugged us!

Clark- What were they about to do?

Bruce- No idea. But I've learned to play the odds

It's nice when there are parallels between Bruce Wayne and Batman. For instance:

Exhibit A) Bruce Wayne, human disaster

Exhibit B) Batman, bat-human disaster:

bro is so damn real for that

If canon verse Dick tried the 5 senses thing on Jason to get him out of a panic spiral it would work but only because it would irritate Jason so much he would immediately snap out of it

me

Duke: *referring to Tim* What's wrong with him?

Dick: We all have our own theory.

This is stupid, I spent too long on this lmao

anyways i think bruce historically takes the batboys on an annual fishing trip which they all hate so so so much. it gets to the point where it's only tim accompanying him, because unlike dick or jason, tim would simply disintegrate from guilt if he stayed home.

then cass comes along and bruce thinks "oh no well there goes my fishing trips. all of the boys hate them anyways... and it's not like i can take a GIRL fishing."

cue bruce and cass, alone next to some dinky old river with nothing but their fishing rods and an esky full of cold beers, wearing a matching pair of fuckass fishing hats, both religiously applying sunscreen and bug spray.

The "Get Along Shirt"

TEEHEE

some jasons and damians thats been piling up :]

(and tim and alfred the cat)

screaming crying throwing up tbh😻😻

Pretty sure I dreamed about Jason Todd last night... Anyone have any coping tips?