Tim: I’m Genuinely Surprised You Haven’t Gotten Arrested, Let Alone Gotten A Felony Yet.

HOLD ON IM TYNA SPELL GOREGOWEEUES

Jason❤️

Hey! I’m back from my trips to Portugal and the US, finally have some time to draw again! hehe^^

Here’s a doodle I worked on during my trip and finished up at home. Part: 1

cozy request ??! if u still do requests

dick and jason sleepy after a patrol

or after a long fight (over alfred’s cookies)

There will never be peace.

!!!!!!!!!

“Oh yes, Oh yes, the both reached for the gun”

Except the gun is Robin. It’s Batman against his enemies- who will always try and use his children against him.

My favorite type of scam is where someone makes an account impersonating a famous person on social media, and then just goes into DMs and asks for money while also saying a "catchphrase" in a weird attempt to make themselves look legit

he sure is reding that hood

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Bruce, calmly: WHO PUT SLIME IN THE BATMOBLIE

Duke, immediately: it was Dick

Bruce: *staring at Dick with That Face*

Dick: NO IT WASN’T- BRUCE WAIT- I CAN EXPLAIN

Duke: *slips out of room unnoticed*

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Duke, in front of a camera: it was me. i put the slime in the batmobile.

It's nice when there are parallels between Bruce Wayne and Batman. For instance:

Exhibit A) Bruce Wayne, human disaster

Exhibit B) Batman, bat-human disaster:

look at this cool borzoi hanging out with some white dudes

bro is so damn real for that

If canon verse Dick tried the 5 senses thing on Jason to get him out of a panic spiral it would work but only because it would irritate Jason so much he would immediately snap out of it

he’s so fucking me core okay

Part of a recent doodle I think is cute