If I Say “aww Look At The Birds” N You Say “they’re Just Sparrows” I’m Killing You. Find

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Hey, are you an artist or writer with WIPs?

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This fucks exponentially no more "good rep" I want exclusively bad evil metal hardcore rep

I was doing a vocal stim and just standing there going “RAAHHrrrrrRAAHHrrrrr” when my partner Jamie walks up to me and asks, “Is It’s alarm going off?” I can’t respond and I keep doing it so she smiles and says “beep boop” as she pretends to press buttons against my chest to reset me.

Has your puppy been more rowdy than usual lately? Sometimes energetic puppies just need a toy to play with! For enrichment, let your puppy cockwarm you with one of their many soft, wet puppy holes while you work from home, game, or watch a movie together💕 Filling them up or even allowing them to circle your cock with their tongue really helps quiet their mind and gives them something to focus on😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Who wants to hear a story about how stupid I am

Posting this again because I think I'm the pinnacle of comedy.

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