It'd Be Kind Of Funny If You Could Develop A Resistance To Other Ways Of Being Killed Like You Can With

manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being

Would love to hear the stories in the tags 👌 reblogs appreciated!!

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the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real

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Super caught inbetween “wow I wanna be fucked so hard I end up crying and screaming.” And “I wanna fuck someone so hard they’re scratching up my back and begging to cum.”

it is so important to feed your puppysub little treats by hand sometimes! it helps with their socialization because if they bite your fingers you get to train that out of them. just stick your fingers in their mouth and start sliding them in and out, reminding them the whole time "your mouth is made to be fucked, puppy. not to bite people". maybe if they really aren't getting it you can stuff your tcock in their mouth and teach them how to suck good and gentle or else poor pup might choke a little, and we wouldn't want that right? train them until they let you place treats, or fingers, or even cock on their tongue and they gently accept any of them into their mouth like a good obedient puppy 💕

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🩹These were found on Gifcities!

a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

windmill

wishing well

wizard tower

Criminal: "Nice try, you won't get me with Bad Cop / Tree Cop."

Cop 1: "Where's the body you scumbag!? I swear I'll cut you."

Cop 2: "Oughhh my branches are so full of apples."

PATTERN BANNERS | knit.

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I call this Christmas sweater vibes ;)))) I wanted to make something that looked and felt like sweaters and I think I did it ?! it was fun trying to achieve that ‘knit’ texture haha. learned a few new things and new techniques as well HAHAHH.

this is so so so so out of what I normally do—srsly, patterns ? maximalist patterns ?! who am I ?!

feel free to send / comment colours you’d like to see next for this set ♡

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