What Studying Literature Feels Like

im sorry i use <333 and !!! and :)) and 😭 and lol and lmao at the end of nearly every sentence. its cause im trying not to come off as a rude or aggressive :)

Criminal: "Nice try, you won't get me with Bad Cop / Tree Cop."

Cop 1: "Where's the body you scumbag!? I swear I'll cut you."

Cop 2: "Oughhh my branches are so full of apples."

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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This really perfectly sums it up tbh

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