Hideoutvoid - Angie

careless whisper fucks so insanely hard and i will never forgive the internet for making it a "meme song." tonight the music seems so loud i wish that we could lose this crowd maybe its better this way we'd hurt each other with the things we want to say. if you even care.

nothin' quite like how a dog loves

let dead dogs lie - silas denver melvin // red dog - elizabeth frink // how to be a dog - andrew kane // domestication syndrome - dhole b // no origin found // for your own good - leah horlick // pleasure - beth cavener // it will come back - hozier // i am a dog. i have blood all over my teeth. - uhode // same poem as directly previous

*watching lando almost hit the wall*

max: no way 😯

lando: i actually shit myself 🤭

oscar: so without using swear words how did you feel when you did that *pretends to hold up a mic*

lando: funked... funky

Reposting a comment I made on a post and adding to it

x Reader fics need to handle writing “reader” better sometimes

As a 6ft afab person who’s built like a man and has never been super feminine and has a more unique haircut that’s shorter I hate to read about “readers” petite, small, pale body and her “long flowy straight hair”, etc.

Reader is meant to be ambiguous!! And if it’s important to the plot please mention it at the beginning!!! If it’s not important to the plot why is it being included???

Some people who are reading may be tall, fat, skinny, short, or even somewhere in between. The readers could have a hijab, 4c hair, locks, braids, long hair, short hair, wavy, no hair and even more.

Stop making all readers so sweet and innocent, I want a reader who’s petty and sassy sometimes. I’ve noticed also that so many readers are either too baby to do anything or over powered.

Personally I also hate reading about obviously toxic men and relationships that the reader goes back to because they are “so in love”, like no please let me deck that sucker and leave them in the dust and be happier.

Also, if you label your post with the tag “___ x reader” or titled with “___ x reader” and then make descriptions and then ADD A NAME!!! It’s not an x reader fic and I heavily want to block you.

Edit:

Hey hello! I just wanted to add that I heavily respect and love fic writers! So many have a talent that I will never reach or have and I appreciate your content being put out at all! I made this post as a 5 am ramble and was half delirious lol

People can write as they please and I’ll ignore it if I’m not interested or I’ll make slight internal edits to fit me if I am

You can take it, can't you pup?

Let me fuck my thickest strap into that perfect cunt of yours. You know you'd feel better all filled up and dumbed down.

Feel the way your mutt brain drips right out of your cunt with every trust deeper. Why don't you open your mouth, pet? I'll give you my fingers, as long as you promise not to bite.

Or do. But you know what happens next.

˗ˏˋ If you touch yourself to my posts, be a good boy and tell me, yeah? ´ˎ˗

sub top fucking you in his rut and panicking when he knots you. apologizing about how he didn’t mean to, even if he knows it’s practically impossible to stop it.

tell him how much of a blabbering mess he is as he tries to pull himself away from you, only to feel the tightness of your insides clamping on him.

call him needy and pathetic. tease him about how much of a dog he is from being unable to control his instincts.

how do you know if your discharge is honorable or dishonrable& why do they look at your goo in the army anyway

lord the kitties you have sent on a title fight r too busy giggling at each other

underrated type of friendship is just sending each other things related to current fixations or special interests. hi we haven't talked a real convo in months but i love you here is a picture of a crab i know you love an image of a crab. hi we've never had a conversation but i see you posting a lot of new video game, and i dont go to new video game, but this seems like a funny shitpost and i love you. such specific things remind me of you and i am sharing it with you and i love you.