A Family Portrait During The Spanish Flu, 1918 ♡

Shout out to all those kids who sat in their room thinking that a child stealing eldritch being and a house full of fictional serial killers would treat you better! How's the being queer going?

Monster smut is so disproportionately subby reader x dom monster. Where's the love for subby monsters? What if i wanna make an orc whine? What if i want the headless horseman to moan and shudder while i peg him and kiss around his neck stump? What if I pull a Jekyll and Hyde and become the monster so i can absolutely ruin someone with the outcome? Mix it up!

if my body is a temple then why isn’t there a priest inside it

is this not how the race weekend went ? Part 19/???

lando norris

One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they’re doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it’s almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I’m here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x

Posting this again because I think I'm the pinnacle of comedy.