★ ㆍblue Dividers !

"sex" literally isn't real. "ohhh i just had sex" you "had" sex? where did it go? did it grow legs and run away?? idiot

hey kids, delete tiktok and don't go back! don't open yourself up to the misinformation and propaganda that's about to get ten times worse once it's back up and running under trump! engage with your community. lean into your hobbies that aren't attached to a screen whenever you can. I love you more than any politician ever will, so please stay smart and stay SAFE!!!

Attack of the Meth Gator (2023) Movie Review

Spoiler free!

Rating: 7/10 🐊

Let me start this off by saying I'm reviewing this movie as a "so bad it's good" kind of movie. Going into this my first thought was that I'd be watching a knock off Cocaine Bear. That is not the case and I'd argue that I enjoyed Meth Gator more than Cocaine Bear. It has unique characters, absurd plot points, gore, funny moments, and all in all keeps you entertained with a good mix of everything! The only negatives that I find within this movie is the acting is rather stiff at points, and the female character who is suppose to be a badass doesn't really live up to her "strong woman" identity. Meth Gator is a good silly movie to throw on if you're looking for something ridiculous to watch!

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST