STOP! Drop your pants. Grab your ankles. Don’t ask for lube. And thank your attacker when he walks off with your stuff!
OBAMA TRAITOR TO AMERICA
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This is why I hide my credit cards from myself.
Somebody buy this before I do something stupid.
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The office of the secretary of state in Colorado has ‘mistakenly’ sent a postcard to 30,000 illegal immigrants encouraging them to register to vote.
This must have been a completely innocent mistake, right?
Hey, that’s my new TV!