Himofher

To be fair she texts your friends all the time which isn’t the weird part. Over the many years you’ve been dating she’s kinda mingled in with your friend group. It’s been pleasing for you to watch her make friends with those you’ve been close with for a decade plus.

Oh yeah, the picture. Well, your “best” friend, Mark, was texting her about the lake house trip you were all going to over the weekend. She meant to send you the teasing picture while she was trying stuff on but had accidentally sent it to him instead. Your two names are right next to another in iMessage. It happens.

He was a respectful gentleman though and deleted on his side feeling like it was a mistake. He let her know but then she sent him another bikini pic but this time covered up fully. You don’t text while at work since you keep your phone in your desk and she needed a guys opinion. (Real cliche, I know, bite me) Plus it isn’t weird that she’s sending him the pics since he’s seen her in one anyway and is about to spend a long weekend with her in bikinis anyhoo.

I think every guy that saw her bra also saw her tits. When she counted them off the number was around 10 guys. That was when she was 16 and 17 years old. If I hadn’t started dating her when she was 17, could you imagine how much that number would’ve increased if we hadn’t started dating?

Experienced: Once in a while it happens. All holes, no rules 🙈