My Ghost BC theory is that there is a rat below Copia’s new mitre that dictates how he runs the Ministry. like Ratatouille. aaaaaand post
I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me
if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue
RAW ME BIG SEXY
Character Design - Papa Emeritus V
I think the next papa will be more cruel and evil but with holographic details
visual migraines are cool bc I have an excuse to increase all my font sizes to 200px and wear sunglasses indoors like shadow the hedgehog
adam & daniel apprentice activities :)
saw bob kill pants
Good luck, babe !
Adam, I swear…
i want more stories of boys growing up idolizing women
calling women their heroes, telling women they want to be just like them when they’re grown up
men being fondly told anecdotes of how they’re acting just like their lady mentors at that age
how everyone can see so much of those women in them
how they should be proud to carry that influence with them
Copia & Phantom ficlet.
Platonic and sfw
rite here rite now related headcanon under the cut
in which, Phantom has parental issues
Copia has noticed that Phantom hasn’t been eating dinner with the pack lately. He’s been uncharacteristically quiet and isn’t getting up to any trouble with Swiss. His sex drive is low and non existent and he prefers to keep to himself.
Eventually, Copia brings it upon himself to check on the Ghoul. He finds him sitting on his bed, knees drawn up to his chest. He is still in his uniform but his helmet and boots are cast aside.
“You’re not Papa anymore,” sniffles Phantom.
“Ah, no. But I am still here,” Copia says. He stands before the smaller Ghoul. Those words accompanied by an affectionate smile, not quite understanding the gravity of what Phantom is saying. “I am just. Frater Imperator. But also, still Copia.”
Another sniffle. Phantom looks up at Copia with misty eyes and a trembling bottom lip.
“But you’re not going to be… my Papa anymore.”
And then it clicks.
All the times Phantom has crawled into bed with Copia on nights when he couldn’t sleep— when thunderstorms shook the windows or when his pack mates had gotten into a fight. Of all the times he bounced around and showed off on stage, only to glance over at Copia to see if he was paying attention.
“Oh,” says Copia. He stops at the edge of the bed and frowns. He cups Phantom’s face between his hands. Gloved thumbs drying his eyes. “I will always be your Papa,” he clarifies. “No matter the change in status.”
They fall asleep that night in each other’s arms. Copia holds his boy to his chest and strokes his hair while the Ghoul fidgets in his sleep. Copia has given his life to the Ministry and had no time for a child.
No time for a son.
He presses a kiss to Phantom’s forehead.
“Sleep well… my precious Ghoul,” he murmurs.
"In a night of silence I'm settled by your sounds In a dream of quiet Contentedness surrounds ...
Delightfully exhausted Willingly this way Always yours, always yours I'll stay With you, my muse"
-My Muse by Sarah Jarosz
Palia tweets pt1
I don‘t know. I made so many of these because the hyperfixation is strong 🧟♀️
I keep thinking abt this comment and giggling
The last time we were on a long flight, my wife and I invented a game we call "Little Guy."
You start a game of Little Guy by saying, "I'm gonna hand you a little guy." The little guy is some kind of baby animal you are imagining. "Oh," she might say in response, "Okay," and hold out her hands for it. I will then mime handing her the animal. This provides some clues as to the little guy's size, weight, and general ungainliness.
She then gets to ask questions about what kind of little guy this is, BUT NO QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS ACTUAL APPEARANCE OR SPECIES ARE ALLOWED. Qualitative questions, or questions about his behavior, are the only ones permitted. She can ask "Is he soft?" or "Does he seem nervous about being held?" or "If I put him in the bathtub, does he seem okay with that?" or "Would he like a lil grape?" or "Is he the sort of little fellow who would wear a vest in a children's book?" but not "Does he have fur," "Is he a reptile," "Is he from Asia," etc. Some questions are in a grey area so you have to follow your heart, but the point is not to identify the animal as fast as possible: the point is to guess the animal purely based on vibes + how he would act if he were in your living room right now.
And I'm not limited to yes or no answers! If she asks, "Would it feel appropriate to see this little guy in a propeller hat?" I can reply, "Oh no, he has a gravity to him. A bowler hat would be a more appropriate hat." Or if she asks, "Does this little guy have protagonist energy?" I can say something like, "he probably wouldn't be the main character in a children's cartoon. He'd probably be the main character's ditzy best friend who's always eating sandwiches, or something."
We're big Twenty Questions to kill time in a waiting room people, but Little Guy is more about the journey than the destination. It's got a different kind of sauce that's nice if "killing time" and "lowering anxiety" need to happen hand in hand.
Done for the Ghoulcy Atomic Blast Event!: artists and writers are inspired by each other in order to create ghoulcy fanfics and fanarts. This fancomic is participating under the Boom category. Those who wish can be inspired by this work to write a story about it. To be fair, artists could post their fanart by June 5, so I am ABSOLUTELY late and this work may be excluded, BUT because I like the idea of this event where artists and writers inspire each other, I still propose this comic, hoping someone will participate.
The Tweet I was inspired by is THIS ONE, where Walton Goggins playing the bad guy who is beating the shit out of Lara in Tomb Raider. I found the scene extremely - and wrongly - erotic. ❤️
WE WILL GO SOFTLY INTO THE NIGHT ✨💀
throw that thang horombus style
What does this MEAN
Never…
Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help
Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food
Owners: we have the best food
*food comes out*
Gordon: this is an alive rat
Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.
*dinner service*
Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat
Waitress: is everything okay?
Customer: no it's an alive rat
*food is sent back*
Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat
*Gordon goes in the freezer*
Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.
*later*
Gordon: your food is bad
Owner: no!!!!!!!!
Gordon: yes
Owner: oh my god our food is bad
*remodel, menu change*
Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much
Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?
Owner: yes of course
*end of episode*
Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*
End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.
I have never seen the ghouls in such a high resolution before. I wanna put them in my mouth.
Where do I want you to cum? To your senses motherfucker