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can you please do a johnny cade x reader smut? ty!

johnny cade smut hc’s/brainrot

smut brainrot , f!reader

warnings: only smut

a/n: sorry this isn’t an actual fic, i thought a babble would be easier to write since I just wrote a new johnny fic (w the same req) earlier today ! if you want something specific; you can always req again ! 🩷

he would never degrade you on purpose,) he only praises you. the damage from his parents could never make him be able to do it to you.

in contrast to the last point, he likes seeing you cry. (obviously not when your actually crying) he loves knowing he can make you feel so good you cant help but tear up

if you ever were in control, he’d go feral over your praise, he loves when you call him good boy

his favorite position will always be missionary or bear hug.

he loves looking at you and being able to kiss you at any time

bear hug makes it so he can hug you as close as possible but also because he knows you always cry when he does this

doesnt like anal at all, never tried it, just knew there was a chance shit could be involved and just knew he never wanted to experience it

loves paying attention to you first before anything. it started out like this because of how shy he was but he ultimately grew to like it more

loves hearing how you moan his name, especially when its right up against his ear

doesnt like choking or slapping you, hes a big groper

^ hates physical ‘pain’ during intimacy in general

loves to compliment you a lot

would actually be so in love with you if you had a piece of jewelry on that meant something about him (like a j necklace) he makes sure to have sex with you whenever you have one on

never got the concept of lying about when you finish, you’ve tried to explain it to him but he thinks its stupid if you lie since intimacy as a whole is based on trust.

when fingering you, he always ends up licking his fingers. loves how you taste

feels semi-bad about receiving blow jobs because he feels like it doesnt do anything for you but it turns you on alot

he doesnt care whether you have a bigger ass or boobs, he loves groping both equally

has a fascinating kink about having sex when one of you is visibly injured ( not bleeding out but for ex. a black eye )

likes to blindfold you

he would be open to try out any one of your kinks atleast once

jaw-drops whenever you wear lingerie, would make you come more than once just because hes so taken aback by how pretty you look

sometimes he doesnt even want to finish during sex, he solely just wants to do it for your sake

as ive already said, hes super big on giving and not receiving

loves holding your hand whenever he fucks you

loves to hold your hands above your head ^

sometimes he thinks about what’d you look like tied up, but often dismisses it because it seems to violent

very against knife play and anything fire related (obviously)

hot girl shit (reading fanfiction on a friday night instead of going out)

actually need this man yearning for someone who doesn’t even know me🙏

fuck mennnnnnnnnnnn

me when a man says anything

Definitely not me

…♡