"Wow, You Talk About That Character A Lot" I Want To Fuck Him.

…♡

i know i already yapped about this yesterday but can we take a minute to appreciate this photo??

like look at how happy steve is! look at soda! i don’t remember what part of the movie this is from but like….look at them being stupid together!

morons. i love ‘em

The most “boys will be boys” things the gang do

• Steve, Soda, Dally, and Darry stay walking around half naked, ESPECIALLY in the summer. Their shirts are never on. Soda’s jeans are unzipped half the time smh

• as much as they really really try, the Curtis boys are known for leaving their dirty laundry everywhere 😟 no matter how messy they can be though, Two-Bit’s room will always be exponentially worse

• one time Steve and Soda wanted to see who could eat the most chocolate cake so they each ate a whole half of a cake and threw up later

• Johnny do not be washing his clothes 😭😭😭 it’s rly not his fault but Darry will offer to wash up some of his stuff with Ponyboy’s and Johnny will be like “no thank you it’s not that bad 🙂” bros jean jacket probably carries the plague

• they literally don’t stop eating. It’s canon that the Curtis brothers all have big appetites, everyone else is just as bad. Most of their money goes to groceries bc they literally just eat and eat

• Ponyboy tries to lay in bed directly after track practice before showering bc he’s tired and Sodapop is appalled

• so so so many wrestling and football injuries. Pony’s always tripping and falling face first. Steve is a fucking pincher when they’re wrestling so Soda and Two-Bit always have little ass bruises on them from him 💀 during football Johnny is really good at slipping between people bc he can be pretty quick but one time he managed to take Steve down with him and they knocked their heads together

• Dally unfortunately enjoys driving around and yelling obscenities when he has Buck’s car. No one is off limits. He’ll trail behind Johnny and be like “ay what that mouth do” and Johnny just lets out the most defeated sigh

• Ponyboy and Curly were each other’s first kiss “for practice” and didn’t rly think much of it until they realized they’d only been kissing each other even tho they didn’t need practice anymore and never tried to get w anyone else 😭😭😭

• if Two-Bit sees any kind of animal worth catching in his mind like an armadillo or some shit he will indeed try to catch it and bring it to the Curtis house and Darry is just like if you don’t get that damn armadillo off my porch

Anyway I love these sillies even tho boys are gross 😒

my faaavvvvvv

too accurate

Characters from ✨️The Outsiders✨️ as white people phrases.

Two-Bit Mathews: "Hold your horses"

Darry Curtis: "Look what the cat dragged in"

Steve Randle: "No shit Sherlock"

Sodapop Curtis: "You're on thin ice, pal"

Ponyboy Curtis: "Get a load of this guy"

Dallas Winston: "Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee"

Johnny Cade: "No more 'Mr. Nice Guy'"

how i feel opening tumblr next to other girls in public

no but really

nothing more real

When a man breathes.