Saw These And Started Cackling

evil gang 😈 yes i can finally tell them apart

"She asked what my favourite position was. I said CEO."

Writing my first ever smut scene and deciding to let go and write naturally what comes to mind…

…oh no, my kinks are… traumatised

RAW

i like to revisit this gif thrice a month and think about zayne

fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’

No because I literally thought the same. I need to see his bathroom now what??

you telling me THIS is the bathroom sylus called “small?”

you telling me THIS is the bathroom those shower sex fics were about???

i was imagining it would be at least 1/4th the size of the room but DAMN

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

MC and Xavier Core

im so normal abt him