Hitorim106 - Hitori

HELLO?

*Sylus shopping hand in hand with MC at a night market*

MC: Ooo how about this? Cute right? *shows him the most atrocious multi-colored ratty bag ever*

Sylus: *eye twitch* Yes, so cute I can feel my eyes watering. *grins*

MC: Hey! It's not that bad!

Sylus: I think only you and the fish can really... appreciate all of the colors.

MC: *gasps* You think we should get it for him for his birthday?

Sylus: *laughing* Oh, he'd love it.

MC: *looks at other items at the shop* Ah! Sylus! They have a couple more! We can all match! 😊

Sylus: *sad crow noises*

Sylus: *whispering* I almost got away with it too...😒

MC: What was that?

Sylus: Nothing, dearest. 😌

Blobbus

You guys… writing smut is such an embarrassing experience.

The difference between reading and having to type “her dripping core pulsed at the feel of his nervous touch” is astounding. God… like???? ahhhh what do you mean I have to write descriptive lewd words?? I feel so silly.

Maybe this is just embarrassing because my beta readers are my friends. No matter how much they praise me, it’s still so embarrassing that they know I wrote that. They know I’m weird, yet they still embrace me. Thanks you guys (if ur seeing this) ur real ones.

I like to think that the ao3 staff find out that ao3 is down from the screams of anguish on tumblr alone

AND AND IT HAS 10K+ WORDS AND IS STILL BEING UPDATED?!?

Need a GD crash out omg

boyfriend! xavier who sleeps like a fucking log. wtf do you mean you slept for 24 hours!!! boy wake tf up!!! 😂😂😂 an ideal date with this man is probably just sleeping together in BED. no walking, no eating, just sleep. yeah. preferably together in his bed, with him cuddling you.

boyfriend! zayne who gets stunned when you bring up an apple whenever you have a fight with him. ok, so he's a doctor??? is an apple going to stop him from trying to comfort you??? what do you mean yes??? an apple a day keeps the doctor away???

boyfriend! rafayel who acts like the world is crashing down on him whenever you take more than a minute to reply. you have OTHER things to worry about? what are you talking about? HE should be the only thing you're worrying about 😒 work? filing reports? sure but what about HIM!!!

boyfriend! sylus who lowkey looks like a red flag because of his... job that he calls his fruit business??? boy you are NOT selling fruits sit DOWN. he's a green flag wearing red clothes but that's all that's red to him because he really is the most loving man you'll ever meet ☹️❤️

boyfriend! caleb who actually IS a red flag. yeah sure he might be your childhood friend but can't he be possessive AND your childhood friend? why have one when you can have both🤑😍 bet bro was also the one who gave you the apple to wave at zayne. what? he's just keeping you... safe! yeah, safe from your other childhood friend. totally ☺️

Yeah I knew MC wasn't a self insert for me the moment sylus told us to shoot him with that do-it-you-won't attitude and then she didn't. Because me personally? Immediately pulling the trigger. Like its not even abt killing him atp its about pride. He literally said I triple dog dare u and ur not gonna shoot him?? Girl give me the gun