In This House We Don’t Say “that Character Is Dead”. We Say “they’re Wounded But They’re

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

🫡🛌

fanfic authors b like ‘haha this chapter got a little out of hand it’s a little longer like 60k words’

babes that’s a novel. you wrote a novel.

Crow family Pt. Lifespan of a cat

Luke: Hey, look at that cute cat! We should really get one for the base.

Kieran: You want to take care of a cat for that long?

Luke: What? How long do they live?

Kieran: Somewhere between 13-20 years, maximum.

Luke: What!? That's almost like a human lifespan!

MC: You.. you think a human's lifespan is only around 20 years?

Sylus: Fair. We live in N109 Zone.

Do not seperate them in Bkub’s style

Yes, I do draw, after a year🥹

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

Sometimes I look at Sylus and I think “I would let him do horrific, unspeakable things to me.”

And then I think about his character a little more and the “unspeakable things” he’d want to do are like….Missionary. Passionate kissing. Getting married.

Sometimes I think about how MC taught dragon!Sylus that humans kiss things and people they love.

And then in his FIRST cafe interaction, with barely any bond level, he holds eye contact and kisses our palms.

He was really putting it all out there from the get go

Love deity changed dinner plans 🤭

dont get it twisted because i will still wholly enjoy it but what in the wattpad badboy dystopian au is the lads tomorrows catch-22 event and why do my men look like a bts punk edit with random stock image tattoo pngs all over them