Catch-22: (n.) A Paradoxical Situation From Which An Individual Cannot Escape Because Of Contradictory

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

🕯this is for U and 4 me 🕯

“Welcome back!” like he didn’t explode and was just at the corner store getting snacks.

evil gang 😈 yes i can finally tell them apart

Me, reading my fic drafts: Damn this is pretty good, when's the author gonna finish it?

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mc really clocked his ass KKSJSJSKSKS

RAW

which one of you is secretly in infold feeding them information about the smuts that feature caleb biting his dogtag while rawdogging us

thank you to whoever pointed out that sylus’ eyes widen when you zoom in on him cuz LOOK AT HIM

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