You Guys… Writing Smut Is Such An Embarrassing Experience.

nightplumes🤝🏻 magnum opus (having sylus as peak loverboy)

nightplumes but with his longer hair (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

the fact that I’ve actually had this happen multiple times when I’ve entered a new fandom is hilarious like what do you MEAN

boyfriend! xavier who sleeps like a fucking log. wtf do you mean you slept for 24 hours!!! boy wake tf up!!! 😂😂😂 an ideal date with this man is probably just sleeping together in BED. no walking, no eating, just sleep. yeah. preferably together in his bed, with him cuddling you.

boyfriend! zayne who gets stunned when you bring up an apple whenever you have a fight with him. ok, so he's a doctor??? is an apple going to stop him from trying to comfort you??? what do you mean yes??? an apple a day keeps the doctor away???

boyfriend! rafayel who acts like the world is crashing down on him whenever you take more than a minute to reply. you have OTHER things to worry about? what are you talking about? HE should be the only thing you're worrying about 😒 work? filing reports? sure but what about HIM!!!

boyfriend! sylus who lowkey looks like a red flag because of his... job that he calls his fruit business??? boy you are NOT selling fruits sit DOWN. he's a green flag wearing red clothes but that's all that's red to him because he really is the most loving man you'll ever meet ☹️❤️

boyfriend! caleb who actually IS a red flag. yeah sure he might be your childhood friend but can't he be possessive AND your childhood friend? why have one when you can have both🤑😍 bet bro was also the one who gave you the apple to wave at zayne. what? he's just keeping you... safe! yeah, safe from your other childhood friend. totally ☺️

I can't be the only one who simps for the Mc. Like she rides a motorcycle, kicks wander ass and wears combat boots. All of that along with being one of the funniest Mc's I've played in a game. I just feel like I can't be alone in my thought process or I'm just gay, either or.

Lingering (Robert McGinnis Paint Over)

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

im gonna put him in my pocket 🤧

it’s like i’m seeing her naked