As A Car Mechanic, I Can Safely Say, I Don't Understand The Gay Agenda. 

spending five hours straight on minecraft is in fact a normal and healthy behaviour trust me i’m a fan of doctors

(i am lying to you)

damn I thought you'd made penis music type shit not good shit

There's penis in there. Keep looking

there should be snakes in mimnecraft an they should look like this

Fresh out of the grave

When Tom Hanks writes his memoir it should be called... 

'T. Hanks - For the Memories'

Whitetip reef shark (Triaenodon obesus)

gender is a performance and i am but a reluctant backstage emo whose parents made them sign up for tech crew as an Extracurricular

I’m all scratched up and I can still taste spray paint in my mouth and my husband almost fell out of a tree BUT THE GHOST SCULPTURES ARE FINISHED!

They’re finally finished and I’m so happy with them!!

Some progress shots: