Let's Be Honest, How Else Did We Think He Got All Those Fire Extinguishers?

Another miraculous escape

making wilbur studies when artblock it’s like my comfort zone at this point

Little fucking guy alert!!

"Angel…would you let me, if…if I were to kiss you now?"

"…you know we can’t…"

"That’s not what I asked."

My take on what could have happened between 1941 and 1967. It’s 1958 and Crowley was feeling wine-brave and love-sick.

Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.

this made me laugh out loud in the theater BUT THE RATIO???? 😭😭😭

for god's sake-

i only caught one of these today somebody help me

He likes plants <3

This was commented and hearted on a SMP earth awhile ago, it’s a quote about Alexander the Great I believe. Before anyone knew Alexander was his real name. It seems strangely poetic and sweet now. I hope he got a good laugh out of this