hogwartsmysteryprince

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Together, we are stronger 💚 🐍.

Thx JamCity, for this espetacular and astonishing update!!! PS: IDK why some gifs only move in mobile…

Y’all penny without braids okay

Merula Snyde but in a more casual look

Yet another one

BESTIES!!!!!

Me after the Celestial Ball Event....

not sorry

AWWW OMG

SHE CARES!!!

Translation: “Ao, shut the fuck up” I wanted to go to sleep but then spoilers came out and ugh Btw she’s singing this

Psychic: *reads my mind*

My mind:

Psychic: what thef uck

This game is trying to KILL ME.......

Some pussy ghost

Me

MC : Hey Merula.

Merula : …

MC : Merula?

Merula : …why?

MC : Are you ok-

Merula : WHY AREN’T YOU ANGRY AT ME ?! WHY DO YOU KEEP BEING NICE TO ME ?! I TRIED TO GET YOU EXPELLED AND PUT YOUR FRIENDS IN DANGER ALL THIS TIME, SO WHY ARE YOU FRIENDLY WITH ME ?! I HATE YOU, I HAT-

MC: *kisses Merula*

MC : Hush it and come with me. Your crying face is cute but I have yet to see your smiling face. 

Romantic Ending

And they lived happily ever after!

😭😭😭

Me: Maybe I should tell Merula that I fancy her

Thinks

Me: nah, that would be too obvious…

Meanwhile, in class

Wait, you wanna tell me I can date Penny but not the love of my life Merula (ง’̀-‘́)ง

Me: maybe I should say I fancy Penny.

Also me:

Sorry Penny, I love Merula more!

I'M SO FUCKING REAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDYYYYYY

Penny: Tonks and Tulip pulled a prank on me the other day.

Rowan: What did they do?

Penny: Could you imagine eating a spoonful of vanilla pudding but it turns out to be warm mayonnaise?

Rowan: Penny, are you ok?

MC, singing: Penny, are you ok? Are you ok, Penny?

Tonks, joining in: Penny, are you ok? Will you tell us that you’re ok.

Tulip, dancing: You’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by… Some warm mayonnaise!

MC: Merula

Merula: yes baby darling

Merula: light of my life

Merula: angel of my heart

Merula: cutie pie boo boo

Merula: apple of my eye

MC: why is the kitchen on fire

Merula: ...

Merula: i tRIED AND THEREFORE NO ONE SHOULD CRITICIZE ME.

MC: you were making tea

Merula: NO ONE MC

Madam Rosmerta: so, what would you like to order?

MC: can I get a butterbeer with two straws, please?

Penny: aw, that’s so-

MC: *has both straws in their mouth* watch how fucking fast i can drink this.

This game just beat me up and took my lunch money, I swear to god.

I hope it’s Ben

I have only known Beatrice Haywood for eleven minutes but if anything happens to her I will kill everyone in this castle and then myself

MC, pointing at Penny: That’s my girlfriend, suckers!

Rowan: Your wife, MC.

MC: My wife! Even better!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Year 4 is ending

The romance better be arriving soon

Ah, this is nice. Just you, me, and the moon.

Btw ya’ll should stop complaining about the “too many events” thing.

Devs are actually working hard to never keep us bored and give us what we want, so have some respect.

Not everything is about you <<<

I'M SO FREAKING ADORABLE