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Eddie: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Tommy recently.
Buck: No, Eddie, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Eddie: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Buck: No! You’re the only one for me.
Eddie: Is that so?
Buck: I promise! Tommy and I are just dating, okay? He's my boyfriend.
Eddie: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Buck: You are still my one and only best friend! He's just the love of my life, nothing more!
Eddie: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Buck: Of course bro!
Eddie: Bro...
Tommy: What the-
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• fandom: 9-1-1
*Quoting this all the fricking time...* 😍
Eddie: I did not summon a demon. Buck: Are you sure? Cause it says here in my contract that I'm supposed to be bound to you. Eddie: And what is that supposed to entail? Buck: Well, it's a bit like marriage - Eddie: Do you want my blood? My soul? I can give you anything except for my son. Buck, taken aback: Uh, well actually, I would be bound by my contract to protect your son - Eddie: Deal. Where do I sign, future Mr Diaz?