Hieu Minh Nguyen, From “Staying Quiet"

she was paid dirt on twitter but i thought this was so funny

I love my irresistible power to get attached to non existing or death trope ships

I love my nerdy husband 😍

KYLE GALLNER as COLIN GRAY Jennifers Body | 2009

'you never read anymore, you used to love reading' and i have 200 safari tabs open. it never stopped it just got weird

im so sorry they're making you top art in challengers fics on ao3 patrick zweig when all you want is to bottom for that man

i will never get over them i fear

we’re in pathetic men apocalypse!!

The future for girls who like losers