Someone Wife Me Up, Please!

I did a little thing??

headphones aren't enough. i need the song to stab me in the chest

Spitting in each other’s mouths during sex is disgusting and I want it

— Trista Mateer, from “i still forget we’re not even friends”

Them I fear

imagine it’s 1985 and you’re in love with someone but haven’t told them yet and it’s killing you inside and you’re so horny you’re practically in heat. and then bruce springsteen drops i’m on fire

everything is blue.

don’t know what’s real or fake …

@lostfwn

I fkn hate this day

Tom Wambsgans power sashayed so Art Donaldson could carry the Malewife torch.