Jaśmina Stysiak

getting fingered in a carriage with the curtains wide open as they ride through the street, the driver pretending he can't hear the excessively loud moaning, set to an instrumental rendition of give me everything by pitbull was peak bridgerton. absolutely perfect 10/10 that's what i signed up for

we are so back (relapsing)

Men will play tennis against each other for 13+ years just to avoid admitting they want to fuck.

everything is blue.

idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that

I know I could have loved you but you would not let me

I go so feral when Sirius is written as a confident flirt with everyone else but the second he sees Remus he stumbles over his words and gets so giggly and Remus doesn’t even have to be confident he can just be a guy and Sirius is twirling his hair I LOVE that shit

Sometimes I get happy bc of a fanfic then remember I’m reading a fanfic

IM NOT MOVINGGGGGG

Im the man who can’t be moved

me if being obsessed with older men was illegal