#JESUS CHRIST ANAKIN??? #VADER HASN'T BEEN THIS SHIT YOUR PANTS LEVEL TERRIFYING #SINCE THE LAST TIME

Casually dropping war crimes

Hayden Christensen as James Kelly in American Heist

a drawing i did yesterday heheh

gods, gods, this is what it tastes like

[id in alt]

I watch The Lost Boys for the plot

The plot:

He loves it

[Music/Playlist Headcanons, Clone Wars Crew, Part 1]

⚠️ WARNING / TW: UNHINGED STAR WARS MUSIC HEADCANONS AHEAD ⚠️ Before you get your Jedi robes in a twist or start Force-choking me in the comments (kinky though)— THIS IS FOR FUN!!! THIS IS NOT CANON!!!

These headcanons are fueled by ✨vibes✨, ✨feral energy✨, and ✨delusion✨ and I say that with all the love in the galaxy. So sit back, grab your lightsaber-shaped karaoke mic, and enjoy the chaos. May the bops be with you.

🎧 Anakin Skywalker – King of the Unashamed Bangers

This man listens to Linkin Park unironically and thinks it’s peak emotional intelligence.

“Welcome to the Black Parade” plays and he salutes. Dead serious. He is the black parade.

Will put on "bad guy" by Billie Eilish and be like “This is totally about me.”

Has a playlist called "Mood: Choking" and it’s just Doja Cat, Imagine Dragons, and random Star Wars lo-fi.

Gets called out for listening to "You Belong With Me" and just goes “yeah and?” like a menace.

Has cried to Olivia Rodrigo’s “traitor” imagining Obi-Wan as the subject.

🎧 Obi-Wan Kenobi – Dad With Deep Sad Spotify

He says “I don’t really listen to music” but has a 9-hour playlist called "Rainy Day Reflections in the Outer Rim".

Canonically a Lana Del Rey fan. “Young and Beautiful” hits too hard post-Maul duel.

Secretly loves Florence + The Machine. Cries to “Shake It Out” but says it’s just dust in his eyes.

His guilty pleasure is ABBA. “Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!” plays and he just vibes in Jedi robes.

Has an Enya phase???? Won’t admit it, but “Only Time” is his ringtone.

Every time he’s sad, he puts on "The Sound of Silence" and stares out the window like he’s in a noir film.

Pretends he doesn’t know who Taylor Swift is but absolutely has a Jedi remix of “All Too Well (10 Minutes Version).”

🎧 Ahsoka Tano – Gen Z Alt Queen

She listens to Halsey, Mitski, Paramore, and early 2010s Tumblr-core. She is the moment.

“you should see me in a crown” is her training montage song.

Has beef with Spotify for not having the perfect mix of indie rage and catharsis.

Plays “Not Strong Enough” by boygenius on repeat while looking at the sunset from her ship like a dramatic icon.

Screams “brutal” by Olivia Rodrigo in the shower. Every time.

Plays Rina Sawayama when she wants to fight someone with style.

Once made a remix of Bo Katan’s comms call to a Charli XCX beat. Went viral in the Temple. Listens to Halsey’s “Nightmare” on repeat after leaving the Order.

Secretly listens to K-pop. Anakin caught her vibing to BLACKPINK once and now won’t let it go.

🎧 Captain Rex – Dad Rock But Make It Emotional

Rex’s top genre is “Sad Country That Hints At Deep Repressed Feelings.”

Obsessed with Bruce Springsteen. Thinks “Born to Run” is a philosophical statement (it is, I agree with him).

“Fortunate Son” makes him clench his jaw and look off into the middle distance.

Listens to Johnny Cash's “Hurt” and nobody is allowed to speak.

Tried listening to Lo-fi once. Said it was “too soft, not enough suffering.”

Uses music to process his trauma but doesn’t know it. “Whiskey Lullaby” makes him cry and he’s like “must be allergies.”

Thinks Fleetwood Mac is a war crime until he hears “Landslide,” then gets emotional and doesn’t want to talk about it.

🎧 Padmé Amidala – Political Baddie Playlist

“Businesswoman special” vibes. Taylor Swift’s “The Man” is literally her anthem.

Will absolutely walk into the Senate blasting “Run the World (Girls)” in her head.

Has a “Diplomacy but Make It Sexy” playlist that’s 50% Rihanna and 50% Arctic Monkeys.

Uses “Vigilante Shit” as a pre-meeting warm-up song.

Listens to Phoebe Bridgers when missing Anakin but then switches to Megan Thee Stallion to repress it.

She’s the reason the Republic has a fashion industry.

Has “Bury a Friend” by Billie Eilish saved for when she’s gotta gaslight senators.

🎧 Yoda – Unexpected Bops Only

900 years old and still LOVES EDM. No explanation.

Thinks “Sandstorm” by Darude is the pinnacle of modern music.

Says things like “drop the bass must you” before DJing Jedi youngling parties.

Has a secret playlist called "Mmm Music, Yes."

Found out about Grimes once and just… stared. Then added every album.

🎧 Maul – Sith Lord of Sad Bangers

Listening to “Everybody’s Fool” by Evanescence on loop in his lair on Dathomir while plotting vengeance and dramatically flexing his robot legs.

Has a playlist literally titled “KILL KENOBI AND MAYBE CRY A LITTLE”. It’s all Bring Me The Horizon, Nine Inch Nails, and My Chemical Romance.

Has 17 different remixes of “Toxic” by Britney Spears because it’s the only thing that makes him feel alive.

Screams the lyrics to “The Kill (Bury Me)” by 30 Seconds to Mars while pacing back and forth like a tragic Shakespeare villain with a face tattoo.

Secretly listens to AURORA when he needs to emotionally unravel.

Says he doesn’t like pop but “Look What You Made Me Do” by Taylor Swift lives in his head rent-free.

“Running Up That Hill” hits him so hard he has to sit down and scream.

🎧 Asajj Ventress – Gothic Femme Fatale Playlist

Wears her AirPods while hunting Jedi and she’s blasting BANKS, Billie Eilish, Lana Del Rey, and SZA like a straight-up ✨ menace ✨.

Has a playlist called “Make Me Your Villain” and it’s just Doja Cat, Rihanna’s deep cuts, and angry Halsey.

Her anthem? “You Don’t Own Me” (especially the Grace version). It plays in her soul.

Secretly sobs to “Liability” by Lorde once a week in a vibey Nightsister cave with a candle going.

Her battle playlist includes “Sweet But Psycho” and “Confident” by Demi Lovato. She’s slaying literally and musically.

If you asked her what her favorite genre is, she’d say “revenge.” She means it.

Once force-choked a man just because he mocked her Florence + The Machine tattoo.

🎧 Mace Windu – Serious Exterior, Pure Vibes Interior

Tells everyone he only listens to Jedi-approved meditation tracks, but his real playlist is “Lightsaber, Lightsoul” and it’s pure funk and 90s R&B.

Obsessed with Prince. Thinks “When Doves Cry” is a warning from the Force.

“Purple Rain” plays? He closes his eyes and ascends.

Has “Return of the Mack” on repeat in the gunship. Yoda says nothing. Yoda understands.

Lowkey loves Missy Elliott. Thinks “Work It” is the height of lyrical brilliance.

Has a soft spot for En Vogue and Lauryn Hill. Once told Obi-Wan, “You haven’t lived ‘til you’ve meditated to neo-soul.”

“Before I Let Go” comes on and he’s two-stepping while maintaining perfect Jedi posture.

🎧 Cad Bane – Intergalactic Outlaw Vibes

His theme music is literally Johnny Cash meets trap remix. “God’s Gonna Cut You Down” but with an 808.

His ship playlist is just Run the Jewels, Tyler, The Creator, and Johnny Cash. It makes no sense but it works.

Has a six-shooter Spotify vibe: “Bang Bang” by Nancy Sinatra, “Outlaw” by 50 Cent, “Desperado” by Rihanna.

Secretly listens to Sade. “Smooth Operator” is the only thing that calms him down after a bounty.

Post Malone’s “Wow.” is what he plays when he successfully walks away from an explosion.

Has a secret SoundCloud where he drops gravel-voiced outlaw spoken word beats. Has 3 followers. One of them is Hondo. Always Hondo.

🎧 Hondo Ohnaka – Pirate of Party Anthems

Lives like he’s in a perpetual Mardi Gras. His playlist is called “Treasure & Trouble”.

“Uptown Funk” is his go-to robbery track. He moonwalks out of the vault. No shame.

Once threw an entire bar fight to the tune of Pitbull’s “Fireball”.

LOVES Pitbull. “He is a wise man. Very bald. Very powerful.”

Has every One Direction song saved but says it’s “for the crew.” It is not.

Will start a shootout, pause to yell “DJ TURN IT UP”, then unpause the chaos.

Secretly obsessed with Shakira. Will stop mid-monologue if “She Wolf” comes on.

Hondo’s walk-on music? “SexyBack” by Justin Timberlake. Every time.

Uses “Toxic” by Britney Spears as his ringtone. One time it rang in a hostage situation and he answered it like “Ah! My business partner!”

Has a deeply emotional connection to Kesha’s “Timber”. Claims it’s “about the fall of the Republic. And also partying.”

Fully believes Lady Gaga is some kind of Force-sensitive bounty hunter. Refuses to elaborate.

Once seduced a bounty hunter to “Pony” by Ginuwine. Still talks about it.

Hondo refers to Nicki Minaj as “Queen of the Outer Rim.” No notes.

Insists “All Star” by Smash Mouth is “a manifesto of pirate philosophy.”

Played “Turn Down For What” over comms during a prison break. Kanan nearly Force yeeted him into the sun.

Has an emotional breakdown once a year to “Viva La Vida” by Coldplay. Calls it “pirate penance.”

Blasted “Seven Nation Army” while chasing down a bounty on a stolen speeder and shouted “THIS IS MY VILLAIN ERA!”

His ship’s official docking theme? “Low” by Flo Rida. If you know, you know.

Has a holo-poster of Doja Cat in his bunk. Tells people it's a “spiritual shrine.”

Tried to duel to the death with someone over “Mr. Brightside” vs “Somebody Told Me”. Both were him.

When stressed, listens to “Shake It Off” by Taylor Swift and says “Ah yes, Hondo Ohnaka—forever unbothered, moisturized, thriving, and in my pirate era.”

The way everyone cheered 😭😭😭

Din taking public transport after losing his ship is one of the funniest parts of TBOBF

Imagine your a civilian who's just travelling maybe with your buddies or family and theres just a Mandalorian, one of the most well known fighter groups in the galaxy, in pure beskar.

And all he does is sit there and look at a little piece of fabric or with a bag that vaguely looks like it contains a loose head.