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tumblr night shift is crazy everyones ready to die or ready to fuck

Remembering a time when I was playing Pocket Mortys on my phone while walking, and I died so Birdperson saved me, then I said out loud "Birdperson, I know I'm your gay, emo, twink, boyfriend but-" and then I tripped face first onto the ground 😭😭😭

NO, THANK YOU. I'M SO GLAD WE'RE FRIENDS AND THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME WITH THIS 🩷

About me

(reference art)

My name is Mortician, also known as "Federal Morty".

I work for the Federal goverment with my grandfather Ricken Sanchez. If you have any questions, don't hasitate.

Word from the owner of the blog

Rules

Don't be rude

No NSFW

DNI If you're a rickorty shipper or a proshipper in general

Thank you and feel free to interact

I thank my friend @viabsviabzeithzeiths for the help with the story for this mortysona

Reblogging this whole thing because it's good to stay aware. Stay safe everyone 🩷

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

"love is love" until it doesn't include sex

"love is love" until it lives in separate beds

"love is love" until it is queer platonic

"love is love" until it does not comply with compulsory sexuality and amatonormativity

love IS love, for aspecs, for sex repulsed folk and for platonic relationships

"love is love" apply to more than same-sex relationships in a world where romantic and sexual relationships are considered more valuable

Remember to advocate for Asexuals and Aromantics this pride. Because we are also here, and we are also queer

I have seen this art the other day and fallen in love with it ever since. I look at it at least once a day/srs 🫶

...Cowabummer 💔

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

YES PLEASE

Why don’t we all just be delulu and become the production department for Season 3 ourselves? 😭😭😭