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everything about the clones’ existence makes me so unwell. it’s like. you are a copy of a man who is a killer but he is also a father and he is whip-smart and tough but he’s a simple man and he asks for one thing when he agrees to be cloned and it’s a son. and you grow up to look just like this man but you are not his son you are his paycheck

Just got transported back to my childhood

watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work

open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk

put in the movie

gdi it has to be rewound

press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way

start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning

FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie

and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay crisis averted.

although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....

better turn up the volume...

THX

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

Maul: That’s why I had Savage erect this new wall

Feral: *Looks around for a second* Ok, I give up

Savage: The corpses

Maul: Upon reflection, I realize that a man of my expertise requires more private quarters; a place where I can reflect upon my past victories and contemplate on my nonexistence failures.

Feral: Is the placed called “denial”?

when i die i hope it’s bc a clone murdered me with his blaster pure snark

Cody: General Kenobi and I always stress the importance of protocol and attention to detail when working with the men, but we always leave room on the agenda for tea time.

Bly: Aayla and I are working constantly to find ways to improve the moral of the troops, and we’ve found campfire songs work wonders. :)

Wolffe: General Plo insists we use his first name which made us all really uncomfortable at first but then after receiving four different friendship bracelets apiece we got used to it. Now we call him “Dad”, unofficially, of course.

Rex: last week General Skywalker took the boys and I to Pump-It-Up and we played on the bouncy castles until Fives and Hardcase launched Tup into the ceiling by accident. Today we used the same basic strategy in battle and we took out 80% of the enemy forces in ten minutes. Wild lmao

Obi-Wan: Alright, men, what are we thinking right now?

Wooley: *shoved his lil hand up super fast* Oh, me! I got this one, me!

Obi-Wan: *waving his hand over them all* Hmmmmmmm- you. *points to Wooley*

Wooley: *fist pumps* Yes! Okay so I think we should throw Cody a decanting-day party with cheeses.

Obi-Wan: Cheeses?

Waxer: No he’s right, Cody likes cheeses. And caf. I think we should get him an espresso machine.

Obi-Wan: Those are super expensive, I have several contacts I can pout at till they buy me one. Why cheeses? I’ve never seen Cody’s apparently well known love for cheese.

Boil: Yeah, that’s cause he’s scared you’ll think he’s insane.

Obi-Wan: Okay, but, like, is this a fancy stinky cheese thing or is he gonna eat an entire block of store brand cheddar right from the package??? This is news to me and both have to be approached very differently.

Wooley: It’s the stinky one. They’re like SUPER icky but he loves them but he will eat them right from the package with nothing but bread at room temperature.

Obi-Wan: No, no, that’s how those ones are supposed to be eaten.

Wooley: Is gross tho.

Waxer: Idk I think they’re good if the bread is crunchy, but I like the not-as-smelly ones.

Boil: I’ll eat the store brand cheddar right from the block idk man

Obi-Wan: Awesome, I have an idea. Party at Padme’s house, new espresso machine that I’ll get… probably Bail, I haven’t annoyed Bail lately. I’ll get Bail to buy him an espresso machine. You guys get to come with me to look for cheeses, both fancy and store brand, but they will be on separate sides of the room so no one complains. I’m sorry, Boil, but this means you’ll be with Anakin and Ahsoka on the store brand side of the room.

Boil: The price of not smelling that stinky stuff is worth it every time.

Obi-Wan: Awesome. Best decanting-day party ever.

Dooku had a Patreon account and gave her videos on Sith Training For Dummies. He’d give her new tutorials the higher the level she subscribed to

Mayhaps I am dumb for not knowing this but who, if anyone, trained Barriss to be a Sith???? Like okay maybe she’s not a conventional Sith and never got trained idk but :( anyone have any ideas who might have trained her to be a Sith??? Any fanon speculation from y’all??