Keep The Jedi Out Of It

Meanwhile the Wolfpack is just vibing with Savage and Wolffe and him are bonding over Mechanical body parts and Feral is watching Plo chase down Maul with Sinker and Boost and Comet and they’re all eating popcorn and holy wow I never knew how much I needed this until I went off on a tangent about it

Plo, filling out adoption papers for Feral: so how many brothers did you say you have?

Plo, realizing Maul is one of these brothers: Ah, a challenge, I see! *gets a net*

Clone: *sees a small, abandoned child*

Latent Mandalorian genes: f o u n d l i n g

Simultaneously so proud of them both and "Boys, what are your doing? Please, don't hurt yourself. Cody, is this the DARKSABER?! Do you really need THAT kind of trouble?"

Anyway, better than the canon :)

*muffled screaming* they traded vambraces! Vode... 😊

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Admiral Yularen: Are all Jedi so reckless?!!!??

Aayla Secura: Just the good ones~!

Commander Bly:

I really like the specific niche of star wars fans that are just obsessed with clones (like myself) bc I swear, we are the most avoidant group of ppl the galaxy has ever fcking met.

what do you mean Hardcase died on Umbara? he looks fine to me?

Fives? Died? girl when? last I remember he was choking the life out of chancellor palpatine

Waxer, dead because of Krell? not if you don't look at it he's not

Domino Squad? ALIVE AND BREATHING, THANK YOU!!

Ponds? killed by a bounty hunter? I'd like to see her try, Mace would kill her

99 will never die, fight me

Tup? are u crazy, I saw him yesterday, we hugged it out

THE ENTIRE 332 COMPANY? We are literally having drinks with them right now, what are you on about?

Jesse has never hurt a soul in his life, he is the goodest boy in blue, he would never raise a pistol to Ahsoka, stop talking okay??

Cody? kill obi wan? someone's been drinking the funny juice huh?

order 66 who? never heard of her, leave me alone, no I mean it. go away. stop. STOP, LEAVE!!

Jango: *asexual* Not to clap my own cheeks-

Obi-Wan: *also asexual, very confused* What?

Jango: But, you know- *points at his clone army* I got connections on how to make kids.

Obi-Wan: Oh… *points at Anakin, Ahsoka and Reva* I found two of those in the garbage, and the council threw the other one at me and said ‘catch’ so I like… yeah I got connections too.

Gonna make it “Final Craft”