Anyway,,,

LMAO!

I woke up with this in my head. Anakin calls Fives and Echo into a briefing with Obi Wan. Anakin points to a holo of Maul ‘back from the dead’. “IS THIS NORMAL?????” Echo shrugs. Fives facepalms. “Ah.... kriff I knew I’d forgotten something.” Obi Wan blinks. “You... forgot?” “Look, he’s not my arch nemesis, is he??”

A;SLDKFJA;SDLKFJ DEAD HAHAHA YUPPP

Transformers: Cyberverse Dinobots concept art by Eric Siebenaler.

We’ve had one de-aging AU, yes. But what about second version? :D

Echo: Uno!

Fives: Draw 4, draw 4 more, change the color to red, draw 2, draw 2 more, draw 2 more, draw 2 more, reverse back to me, uno, uno, I win.

Echo:

Echo: I hate you.

YO! I JUST HAD A GALAXY BRAIN MOMENT! Ok, so Yoda taught Luke, right? (Of course. This is common knowledge) but Yoda also taught Count Dooku! What if, and this may be a stretch, but what if Yoda did the piggyback-head-stand BS with Dooku? And what if Dooku passed that on to Ventress, Savage, and Grievous? Imagine Grievous basically breakdancing because Robot-Body, Savage getting stuck because Horns, Ventress falling over because bald, and them all doing a Relay-Race with Old Man Dooku!

“Blue Girlfriends Bros!”

Fox want his brothers to leave him alone, while Bly just happy to not be the only one with a girlfriend 💙💛

Bonus:

“Greetings, Separatists. Today I shall be teaching you the proper stance and form to wield a Lightsaber with a curved handle such as mine. To begin with...” (I can’t think of how else to continue this so that’s it)

Mayhaps I am dumb for not knowing this but who, if anyone, trained Barriss to be a Sith???? Like okay maybe she’s not a conventional Sith and never got trained idk but :( anyone have any ideas who might have trained her to be a Sith??? Any fanon speculation from y’all??

crack AU idea:

The war is over. Sheevy is dead. Everything is perfect.

...except for the little bitty problem of how the clones don't have citizenship and aren't even recognized as sentient beings.

Jedi are scrambling to find a way to get the clones legal rights and finally realize that the easiest way is to just accept them into the Jedi order, which would grant automatic citizenship.

But you gotta be force-sensitive. Since they're all clones of Jango Fett, who was as force-sensitive as a rock, they don't qualify. (I love the idea of FS-clones but just not in this AU lol.)

Jocasta does some digging in the archives and discovers something interesting: an old old old law, SUPER old, that states that the spouse of any Jedi, and that spouse's immediate relatives, are automatically granted a place in the Jedi order, regardless of midichlorian levels. (Back when getting married was something Jedi did, they knew that that meant if the spouse & spouse's family was non-Jedi, they could be in danger/used as leverage against the Jedi, and this was a way to protect them.)

And clones definitely count as immediate relatives.

Chaos ensues.

I'm picturing a council meeting where half the Jedi just left to go find some Space Asprin because the whole fiasco is a headache and the rest of the people there are:

Depa, chatting with Shaak: I considered myself and Grey, but we've always been more like platonic partners. I know he sees Caleb as a son, but my feelings for him are familial and I know it's the same for him.

Shaak: I agree, some of the clones overheard me saying I would do it if it meant they'd be safe and their response was unanimously no no no you're like our mom

Plo, to no one in particular: Does it have to be a marriage? Could it be an adoption? asking for a friend.

Anakin, newly appointed to the council: wait so NOW we can get married??????

Obi-Wan: no Anakin, this is an extenuating circumstance, not a new rule

Anakin: we could make it a new rule

Plo, turning to Shaak: what if we got married, and then adopted all the clones?

Aayla, kicking the door open: I VOLUNTEER

...I have many more thoughts about this AU and will elaborate later.