Don't Bring A Speeder To A Blaster Fight. (Or Do I Can't Stop You)

KAITO’S KID BROTHER JUST PUNCHED A HOLE IN THE FUCKIN CAR THAT WAS ABOUT TO KILL HIM AND YUMA AND STRAIGHT UP LOOKED AT ASTRAL AND WAS LIKE “SUP” AND ASTRAL LIKE HIIIII BESTIE~ AND YUMA WAS LIKE “WHAT THE FUUUUCK IS GOING ON HERE” AND KOTORI WAS LIKE “OH MY GOD, YUMA, YOU NEARLY DIED WTF ARE YOU OKAY” AND ASTRAL WAS LIKE OMG BESTIE YOU GOTTA TELL ME THE DEETS ON HOW I EXIST AND KAITO’S KID BROTHER WAS LIKE K AND YUMA WAS LIKE OK WE GOTTA CLEAR OUT THE COPS ARE COMING

WHAT THE FUCK IS YGO ZEXAL

Is there a Dinobot Scorn in the G1 universe?

Dear Dinosaur Determined,

Indeed, there are many such examples. For instance, in one universe, Scorn was one of two prototype models that Wheeljack and Ratchet had developed, but never completed before their untimely deaths in the Battle for Autobot City. Buried inside the Ark after Trypticon’s subsequent attack, it took a number of years of restoration before they were unearthed. Thrilled at the prospect of more siblings, Grimlock immediately set to work repairing them—or rather, he dragged Brainstorm, Highbrow, and Chromedome to the digsite to repair them for him.

Upon learning of the prototypes’ existence, the Decepticons dispatched the bestial Headmasters to secure a pair of Dinocons for their army. The ensuing battle was devastating, but the Dinobots were able to buy enough time to be joined by Scorn and Slash, and together they drove off the Decepticons.

Grimlock eagerly tried to assert his dominance as the big brother, but Scorn was indignant that, as she was technically an older prototype, she was his big sister. After a brief fistfight, Grimlock agreed to consider it. Slash, meanwhile, was quite happy to be a little sister and have all the other Dinobots spoil her. When she insisted that she was a velociraptor, not the deinonychus that Wheeljack had designed her as, her siblings listened without complaint!

This video made me cry so I wanted to put it here

Damn. She IS Galaxy-Brained

My galaxy-brained sister, watching Clone Wars for the first time and toward the end: ironic, Order 66 was almost stopped by Fives. Because 5 comes before 6!

Me, a lifelong Star Wars fan who’s seen the Clone Wars many times and never once thought of this:

Admiral Yularen: Are all Jedi so reckless?!!!??

Aayla Secura: Just the good ones~!

Commander Bly:

Venti, slapping a hastily drawn sticky note onto the last page: “IT IS NOW!”

Traveler: "I want to reserve the cathedral for my wedding."

Barbara: "That's wonderful! Who are you marrying!"

Traveler: "All of them." *points to all eligible adult characters*

Barbara rapidly flipping through the bible: "Th-th-this wasn't in the book..."

everything about the clones’ existence makes me so unwell. it’s like. you are a copy of a man who is a killer but he is also a father and he is whip-smart and tough but he’s a simple man and he asks for one thing when he agrees to be cloned and it’s a son. and you grow up to look just like this man but you are not his son you are his paycheck

fuck google docs so fucking much

i've just lost hundreds of docs and pdfs and i'm beyond pissed right now

they're all permanently gone

We’ve had one de-aging AU, yes. But what about second version? :D