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So, I found out a fun fact this last weekend!

Every state has a Department of Weights and Measures. One of their jobs is to make sure that companies are actually selling you the quantities they claim they're selling. For example, this is the department which tests gas pumps and makes sure they're really pumping out a gallon of gas when they charge you for a gallon of gas.

So....

If you happen to, just as an example, notice that your 1lb (16 ounce) box of San Giorgio spaghetti actually only has 10oz of noodles, and you weigh your other boxes of spaghetti to discover they run from 10 to 14 ounces but never the full pound they're supposed to have, and that's why you never seem to have enough pasta for leftovers the next day, then you can report that to the Department of Weights and Measures.

They will want to know where you bought the item, and then will investigate whether the store or the manufacturer is routinely shorting customers. If they do, they will issue a fine to the offending party, you will be eligible for a refund, and under some circumstances lawsuits may follow.

Now, I don't know the outcome of the complaint I just initiated, but they did not want to know specific receipts or times of purchase. Which is good for me as I didn't keep any of those things, at the time I just said "Wow, fuck San Giorgio" and switched brands. But this is still enough to get an inspector out.

it was an odd choice for the bastard son and the devil himself to wait until the third episode to introduce the main character but i respect it

Post-series Spuffy FF Master List, part I

Master list of my favorite post-series Spuffy fics. I may need a part 2. Long list!

Post-series Canon

https://archiveofourown.org/works/12670479 A Better Man by Sunalso

https://archiveofourown.org/works/4123792 This Thing We Have by TheSigyn

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35038633 Stars for Wars Like Ours by ashcrashed

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19722949 Class Protector by GingerKI

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26410804 sea and fire and woman, three evils by GingerKI

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49949038 Everything by GingerKI

https://www.sunnydaleafterdark.com/viewstory.php?sid=1187 Shall We by Ginger

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11916345 Oddments of Bygone Times by OffYourBird

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52697296 Home is Nowhere, Therefore You by OffYourBird

Epic (50k+)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2114268 Distance by Herself_nyc

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29101194 Bygone Days by GingerKI

https://dark-solace.org/elysian/viewstory.php?sid=5933 Skipping the Stone by sandy_s

https://archiveofourown.org/series/1422868 Souls in Bondage series by touchstoneaf

https://archiveofourown.org/series/9059 Long Distance to London series by Quinara

Time Travel/AU

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40915380 The Time We Had by Dusty Premise based on the Time Traveler's Wife novel. 😭

https://archiveofourown.org/works/18051587 Liebestod by Iamblichus

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41845962 Devouring Time by TheSigyn

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42813417 From That Dream's Apocalypse by OffYourBird

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34560400 Chiaroscuro by OffYourBird

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13757121 Tales from a New Body by OffYourBird

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13609386 The Darkling by OffYourBird

https://dark-solace.org/elysian/viewstory.php?sid=6281 Midway of Speech and Thought by TheHousekeeper

https://dark-solace.org/elysian/viewstory.php?sid=7271 Timelines, Schimelines by bookishy

https://archiveofourown.org/works/10719669 Collateral Damage by cindergal

https://archiveofourown.org/works/16662521 Ripples on a Hellmouth by stuffandnonsense

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58163338 Flowers Among the Morning Dews by cawthraven

https://dark-solace.org/elysian/viewstory.php?sid=7337 So That You Will Hear Me by cawthraven

Humor/Light

https://archiveofourown.org/works/20224240 How to Eat (A Slayer's Guide to Conquering the Kitchen or Die Trying by talesofstories

https://dark-solace.org/elysian/viewstory.php?sid=7720 In a Billion by HappyWhenItRains

https://dark-solace.org/elysian/viewstory.php?sid=6708 A Thril of Hope (the weary world rejoices) by kats_meow

https://dark-solace.org/elysian/viewuser.php?uid=22192 A Warm Welcome by Maggie LaFey

Dead Dove/Dark

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2101215 A Totally Random Occurrence by Herself_nyc

https://archiveofourown.org/works/1987980 Where They Have to Take You In by Herself_nyc

https://dark-solace.org/elysian/viewstory.php?sid=4398 Pet by Sigyn

Longue durée

https://archiveofourown.org/works/6685972 Hindsight by Toften (WIP, not updated but brilliant)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11689914 A Different Kind of Hell by OffYourBird

https://dark-solace.org/elysian/viewstory.php?sid=6807 World Enough, and Time by toooldforthis

https://archiveofourown.org/works/7304137 Time by flootzavut

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19244887 Mythtaken by wolf_shadoe/twinkles

Current and updating WIPs

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58412710 Incarnate by TheSigyn

https://dark-solace.org/elysian/viewstory.php?sid=8581 Truth and Consequences by JamesMFan

https://dark-solace.org/elysian/viewstory.php?sid=8835 Masquerade by Holly

https://dark-solace.org/elysian/viewstory.php?sid=9037 Love Letters You Never Sent Me by Spikelover4ever

There is a new poll at the youtube prime video page! :) <3 Voooooote! :)

Thank you all who wrote me about the poll :).

Gaiman: " If you really can't figure out which political party or which politician to vote for, just ask if they're on the side of libraries. Are they voting to fund their libraries? Are they voting to keep them free? Then vote for those guys. They're probably the good guys. And by the same token, the book burners, the book banners, they're probably the bad guys."

“When the handle has snapped off the basket that held all your eggs…” gone girl tier monologue

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