It Is Not Everyday I Think About Frogs , Although It Is Most Of Them .

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everybody’s always so worried about short kings getting carried off by predatory birds i’ll have you know the birds are Not planning to eat them and i know Several men under 5’6” who have had full and happy lives after having been raised in a nest

erm what the scallop

Obsessed with this thing look at how pathetic and resigned to its fate it is. Get sandwiched.

TIL of a colony of ants with no queen, no males and no offspring, comprised entirely of non-reproductive females, that live in a disused nuclear bunker in Poland. The colony is supplemented by ants falling through holes in the ventilation which cannot escape.

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Id imagine, if the architects are still alive and the network still up. (I personally dont think so but anyway) Id like to imagine Al-An having to somehow frantically do a mental equivalent of "delete history" and closing every damn tab, because god forbid the first thing a whole species hears from a disgraced scientist that doomed the universe is his human fetish being broadcasted worldwide. Hes not telling anybody to give him a second, cause he cant let them think hes hiding something and they arent waiting, so hes essentially setting his brain on fire and beating it with a bat while the "connecting" loading screen is going.

fungible should mean you can turn it into a mushroom

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