Jason*tells to a new friend how he wants to kill the Joker*.
Danny*takes a sip then gives him the thermos*: Chill, dude. Just eat him.
Jason:..What have you got in your thermos, Danny?
Danny: Do not ask the question if you already know the answer. But it’s something with an ecto signature.
Jason:
Danny: Don’t be shy. I already had breakfast today.
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Batman: Suspiciously, no sign of the Joker.
Batman: What are you drinking, Hood?
Red Hood: Em..Soda?
Batman: Which flavor is it?
Red Hood *who can’t keep his mouth shut*: Sweet revenge.
Rest in peace yall
I'm in cross country so we end up with pasta every time we go to a teammates house for dinner we get delicious pasta every time
FUCK THIS COUNTRY
Goncharov broke containment.
Don't make me cry, I already have a migrane.
My body may be gone, but not my love
Perfection!
Only if it's not the impeding doom of the U.S.A. cause for the next 3-4 years or so I'm stuck
ominous flask I found at a Goodwill in Phoenix AZ
Human 1 "So how did you get back?"
H2 "They just, kinda, man, I honestly don't know! They just kinda plopped us down and then hit some buttons, and then we were in japan!"
H1 "So you have no clue how you ended up with tattoos?"
H3 "We were directed to walk into this tube like thing then we couldn't move and this thing like an mri started to move and then bam tattoos!"
(Im kinda out of ideas so have this)
First humans ever to leave the solar system suddenly drop out of communications and the ship can't be found with any equipment. After one month of no contact their home countries start reluctantly holding funerals for the space heroes only for them all to turn up, healthy, well fed and extremely disoriented, in the middle of Tokyo, talking about alien abduction. Turns out that aliens found the poor humans straying out of their solar system, presumably lost, and took them to Alien Wildlife Rehabilitation before dumping them back in the middle of their native habitat.
The comment about understanding kings was golden
i thought the femboy cafes were the greatest invention ever but this chinese lesbian bar 😭>>>>>
ME, A NORMAL CONTRIBUTOR TO FANDOM: So let’s talk about the pedagogical implications Thanos’s snap would have on the Sesame Street curriculum within the greater MCU.