Thinking About The Expert Masseuse Alfred Hired For The Family That Is Paid A Small Fortune Annually

My favorite DPxDC posts on tumblr (as I find them)

Eco-Ecto-Scientist Danny (I recommend going through all the reblogs of this one, they go in all sorts of beautiful directions, but you will get sucked in for a good two hours)

Danny and Sam are Thomas and Martha reincarnated

Dead on Main singer!Danny au song

Crime Lord Danny

Everlasting Insomniacs - Tim goes to Arkham

Danny and Danielle hostages in Gotham with moving walls

Tucker is a Streamer Danny is his cryptid roommate

Jazz is Arkham's new entertainment version 1

Jazz is Arkham's new entertainment version 2

Team Phantom knocks out Nightwing

Son of Themyscira: Danny's Grave

Danny works at a diner front

Team Phantom is Young Justice Dark

Batman buys Constantine's soul

Constantine's Interns

CADMUS Danny and Match

Danny is a training villain art

Danny's Bowery Daycare (with fic link)

VVV These two start with the same prompt but go in wildly different directions. VVV

Escalation au

Instincts au

Thermos/Urn Misunderstandings

Drink mix-up and Weston family curse

That's all I can find for now, my eyes are burning and I've been at this for 3.5 hours.

I've only ever seen this post on tiktok with some gameplay or something behind it! I've finialy seen it in person!

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

Reblog for later when it's not 4 in the morning.

dere you go

One of my favorite Ask Reddit threads/responses was one titled something like “What is a mind-blowing fact you could tell to someone in the past?”

One of the top replies was “I have a device that fits in my pocket that allows me to access the totality of humanity’s knowledge and culture in the blink of an eye. I use it to look at pictures of cats and to argue with strangers.”

I have never heard a more accurate summary of how most of us use our smartphones and the internet lmao

Is anyone else's AO3 down it won't load and @ao3org hasn't posted anything today..... I was mid fic

Alien: what are human’s instinctive reactions to danger?

Human 1: fight or flight!

Human 2, deadpan: run, hit, talk shit

Alien:

HEAR YE, HEAR YE,

After not shutting up about it back in 2022, I finally got to post the first chapter of my rewritten Ghost Boy.

Summary: If friends could prosper through thick and thin, how would they hold up if one is half-dead and the other is trying to prove it at every turn?

How would it especially hold up if the latter has a crush on the halfa?

Note: first few chapters are pre-Danny-death

Mostly here so I can read later but you might like it too :)

drowning (in plain sight) chapter 12 is up!

*Mini Jesus lands on me while crotcheting*

Me: Why did you through mini jesus at me

Dad: He went through the wash

Me: You washed off his color!

Little brother(he's a little clueless) : but he still has color

Me: *starts cracking up*

This is the mini jesus.