“Finish it,” Wade ordered him, shoving the rest of the bottle at him. Danny did without question, and Logan pulled the edges of his skin together and started stitching again, his hands coated in molasses-thick neon green. “This slow-mo regeneration bullshit is baloney, by the way. Give me hyper or give me death, god damn.”
Danny giggled weakly.
“Oh, you think I’m joking?” Wade demanded. “You have discovered a new in-between hell place I had never imagined! Do you know how rare it is for me to find horrors that I haven’t lived through? But here you are getting your heart sewn up through your vivisection wound because your regeneration is too good to let you die but not good enough to fix you on its own! Do you know how hard it would be to vivisect me at all? Jesus fucking Christ! What a fucking nightmare!”
“Put a cock in it, Wade,” Logan snapped. Danny, on the other hand, was giggling so much his chest was trembling, so apparently he was the type to find his own fucked-up life funny too.
new post over on bluesky in my must draw shiney things arc full image HERE
Angel: so, who's got the pants in the relationship?
Alastor: obviously me, his Majesty likes the... lower position after all,
Lucifer raising an eyebrow: Alastor, stand up.
Alastor stands up: I can ask him to do whatever and he'll do it,
Lucifer: now sit back down.
Alastor taking back his seat: see, for example...
Lucifer laughing under his breath: yeah.
Alastor: my darling, could you please take this plate back to the kitchen?
Lucifer: of course, Bambi *snaps it away*
Alastor turning to Angel: see?
Angel laughing behind a hand sharing a lookTM with Lucifer: i totally see it
Religious art leaves out the best part and it’s such a goddamn shame. Livestock, Agriculture and Food is an integral part of any culture and we all need to be pushing for more realistic sheep in religious art. #FATTAILSFORJESUS
THERE IS NO ESCAPEE!!!
Mostly here so I can read later but you might like it too :)
drowning (in plain sight) chapter 12 is up!
I feel like we should know more about nature 🌿🍃
I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.
I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."
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My school was on lockdown today and this happend
Girl 1: tell you boyfriend to stop bringing guns to school (it was her boyfriend who brought the gun to school
10min later
Intercom: *locks lights out of sight thing*
Girl 2 (same as the Florida girl) : Thank you! I thought we where on VACATION!
me and my mutual liking each other’s passive aggressive horny posts without ever actually talking to each other
One of my favorite Ask Reddit threads/responses was one titled something like “What is a mind-blowing fact you could tell to someone in the past?”
One of the top replies was “I have a device that fits in my pocket that allows me to access the totality of humanity’s knowledge and culture in the blink of an eye. I use it to look at pictures of cats and to argue with strangers.”
I have never heard a more accurate summary of how most of us use our smartphones and the internet lmao
Steve Irwin in a Jaeger would be entertaining.
Look over there. There’s a Catergory 3 Kaiju. Biggest one yet.
Ah’m gonna wrassle with it.