Hotarus-things - Why Are You Here??

Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.

Alien: what are human’s instinctive reactions to danger?

Human 1: fight or flight!

Human 2, deadpan: run, hit, talk shit

Alien:

Shit tones of cheese

I've only ever seen this post on tiktok with some gameplay or something behind it! I've finialy seen it in person!

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

Religious art leaves out the best part and it’s such a goddamn shame. Livestock, Agriculture and Food is an integral part of any culture and we all need to be pushing for more realistic sheep in religious art. #FATTAILSFORJESUS

ME, A NORMAL CONTRIBUTOR TO FANDOM: So let’s talk about the pedagogical implications Thanos’s snap would have on the Sesame Street curriculum within the greater MCU.

You have one week!

Pick your answer and reblog with your sentiment in the description or tags

And most importantly,

EVERYONE FIGHT IN THE TAGS! GO!

I think it's funny if Vlad absolutely refuses to use actual swear words, regardless of the company or situation he's in. So when the day comes, when he introduces Danny as his "piece of shit nephew" to someone at a casual business event, the entire room goes silent in pure fear of what exactly Daniel Fenton has done to deserve that title...

Summary: Dick Grayson becomes once again a traumatized volatile murderous eight year old, and the only thing more surprising is how adept Bruce is at handling him.

Author: froot__loopity

Note from submitter: Insofar as I'm concerned this is canon for me. I love this interpretation of Dick, and how Robin happened. Because in a world with superheroes, and vigilantes, this give a fairly reasonable justification for Robin happening in the first. Obviously, with certain suspension of real world morals and such, but regardless, this is well written and something I use for my own headcanon.

Perfection!