Dealing With The Worst Case Scenario

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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the last supper but its all of bh sitting at the table.

president bernie is gonna bring us fat pussy friday just watch 

✨reasons for myself to stop eating✨

🌸 to finally wear crop tops

🌸 to wear off the shoulder shirts/dresses :)

🌸 for skinny jeans to make my legs look long and slim, not short and fat :/

🌸 to wear high tops/boots without fat ankles

🌸 to actually wear my style and cute clothes and not be forced to wear hoodies everyday to hide my repulsive body

🌸 to sit comfortably without feeling insecure around everyone

🌸 so people will notice me for my beauty, not just being the fat funny girl who no one knows her name..

🌸 so when people talk about me, they won’t use “fat” or “big” in the description

🌸 so i can make all my bullies know they were all fucking wrong about me

🌸 so i’m not embarrassed to talk to people or to do normal things (like grocery shop, go on walks, etc.)

🌸 so maybe i can find a boyfriend/girlfriend..?

but most importantly

🌸 i will love myself, for every flaw and mistake, for everything i do, for being me because i will be skinny. i will be beautiful, and that’s all i want.

Sometimes I Dont Know If Animal Planet’s The Most Extreme Was A Real Show Or Just A Cosmic Fever Dream
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sometimes i dont know if Animal Planet’s The Most Extreme was a real show or just a cosmic fever dream when i was sick and home from school

S P O K E N W O R D 💕

Men don’t get the chance to open up enough.

the only DB Cooper theories i accept:

he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night

it’s tommy wiseau

how girls look after swallowing some nut

How Girls Look After Swallowing Some Nut

One thing I’ve noticed about a lot of these progressive social justice movements (or whatever you want to call them) are simultaneously usually full of people who’ve rejected organized religion but at the same time function like them. I’ve noticed that much like a religion, the men are usually in charge and infallible; they’re sexual transgressions (usually towards women and children) go unnoticed or are swept under the rug. I see that men are put in positions of leadership whereas the women do the grunt work and bear the brunt of any death/rape/physical threats. Women committing thought crimes or speak out or ask questions are swiftly collected, called problematic or whatever, and become punching bags (did a woman say something you didn’t like? Well now you can call her a bitch or cunt or threaten her). Regardless of what the movement is, be it racial, LGBT, gender, environmental or whatever, I see the same garbage culty religious behaviour. I’m starting to really get the centrist point of view: the conservatives and the liberals are both dangerous and full of self righteous shit and hate women

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