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CHUUYA LISTEN TO AC/DC PLSSSSSS

I love and hate them<//3

SOUKOKU + showing concern 

special thanks @sinfulsansa

i depend on you

Hey, what if chuuya and the rest of the ada were unavailable and they couldn't find any other babysitter so atsushi and ryūnosuke had to settle with dazai as a babysitter? (I know dazai needs a babysitter himself but like, desperate times call for desperate measures!)

How long would it take till the house is on fire?

Dazai has successfully babysat.

Usually it involves both of the kids already being asleep or down for naps and unable to wreck absolute chaos in his presence. But for the most part, Dazai can be a responsible adult, he just chooses not to be as he knows the Responsible Adults will be in behind him to clean up the destruction.

That being said, the house hasn't burned down, yet. Mud tracked all over the residence, cracks in the walls, a broken window, pulled down bookcases? Spin the wheel to pick the destruction, SOMETHING has happened under Dazai's watch.

Oh, Acchan jumped off the roof once while under Dazai's supervision. They still haven't told Atsushi or Akutagawa about that one. (He was fine.)

"chuuya needing a roommate and the only one who shows up is his ex non other than dazai-"

......can i. please ask for any more details that you have🥹🥹 im genuinely sold by the idea i need to hear more from you great artist imsofrancey

YESSSS OFC YOU CAN

Their apartment start looking like a dirty hovel as soon as dazai moves which causes chuuya to lose his mind. they start making everything a bet or a game pretty much like "if you do this (insert erotic game) i'll do the dishes" and so on. so it gets better. dazai manages to pay his rent with online poker and is always playing music too loud to piss chuuya off. chuuya comes back from his club nights at 5am not helping dazai with his insomia at all so at that point they just have breakfast. chuuya busts his ass off at work and dazai goes on to say he's not getting a job because he doesn't want to be part of late stage capitalism, chuuya is not happy hearing this lovely opinion on the economy. they start sleeping in the same bed after a week. they also unconsciously (or very much consciously on dazais part) sabotage any potential relationship for each other. like imagine going home to the guy you're dating and you see his ex living with him and they complete each other's sentences and all. they all run. lots of light drugs are involved cause they are the embodiment of a quarter life crisis

Confessions of a rotten girl