You Get A Text From A Random Number Say “You Wife And I Are Enjoying Your Honeymoon, We Might Stay

I got drunk on the fourth and ended up fucking 2 of my bfs friends in the bathroom of the party. I regretted it the next day so I went over to beg them not to say anything. Of course they had me blow them for their silence

“I’m sorry hunny your condoms didnt fit it didn’t think this would happen”

“Why didn’t you just have Latrell pull out”

“I was being impaled by 4x more dick than im use to. I couldn’t even remember my name let along remember to have him pull out”

“Yeah those three guys over there playing basketball. Im going back to their place. I promised to clean their sweaty balls.”

Your girl went home for the weekend and her ex had to get her friend to tie her hair back she was on her knees so quickly

WHAT BESTFRIENDS ARE FOR🍆🧔🏽🧔🏽🎊🍆🍆🍆

Your wife has a hard time sitting when she gets home from her boyfriends.

Back strokes and rosey cheeks ☺️

You’re wife was raving about the sausage at the cookout

When your bull tells you hes having friends over

Trying to get my bf to accept hes a cuckold and how hed be happier as one

Met up with a super hot tinder match and suck him off in his car... he kept saying I looked familiar but couldn’t pin point why. Turns out he was one of my bfs high school friend and knew me from his online pictures