Houseofchalamet - Holly

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Bat Boys🦇

Feyre: I have a weird question that I have wanted to know for years……

Rhysand: This’ll be good.

Feyre: Since Illyrians have bat wings, do you ever hang upside down like bats?

Cassian: Yes, of course.

Rhysand: STOP. No we DO NOT do that.

The only thought in my head at any given moment:

bro i love Maven so much😞

when he’s evil and has curly hair…

First it’s 🍑 now it’s 🍏

Where does it end, timothee??

I would love to be an oompa loompa just so I could constantly be at eye level with timothée’s-

jacks never had a bad track. “Glad to know you’re thinking about me when you kiss your husband.” BANGER. “But for tonight, let me pretend you’re mine.” ICONIC. “I’d probably kill another man if I found him with you like this” LIFE CHANGING. “There is nothing of equal value to me”. UNMATCHED.

god I love him🥵

i think maven calore should be sexualized more often. daily, in fact

the feminine urge to send a :) in a professional email

Me discovering Apollo had a pov before Jacks: