Latest Posts by houseofchalamet - Page 6
Are we really surprised tho? I mean Rhysand’s sister doesn’t even have a NAME🥲
why must sjm write such poor sibling relationships 😭😭
the scene of the archerons laying down together in the tent to sleep was so cute and i thought would signal an improvement but no, must not let the sisters heal together 😭
I just don't understand how you can HATE (really really hate, not just dislike) Elain and absolutely adore Nesta
i hate it here, just want to live in a world where all my book boyfriends r in love with me
the ending of the wicked king was like looking both ways before crossing the street and getting hit by a helicopter.
Bat Boys🦇
Feyre: I have a weird question that I have wanted to know for years……
Rhysand: This’ll be good.
Feyre: Since Illyrians have bat wings, do you ever hang upside down like bats?
Cassian: Yes, of course.
Rhysand: STOP. No we DO NOT do that.
the feminine urge to send a :) in a professional email
Me @ Feyre when she gave Rhys a blowie in the tent after Hybern attacked the Summer Court:
so u're telling me Jude found a paper on which Cardan write her name like a hundred times and decided "oh, it must be because he hates me."????
cardan: i banish you, and only *wink* the *wink* crown *wink* can *wink* pardon *wink* you
jude: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN
me reading smut:
The last 200 pages in a SJM book be like:
Rhys trying to get Feyre to trust him at the beginning of ACOMAF:
women be downloading pdfs
the last time i felt like a person was in 2019
calloween.
Bestie. You need therapy. Not a Fae prince with midnight hair and razor sharp jawline who hates you because he thinks of you. Often. It's disgusting, and he can't stop.
Live footage of Legend approaching Tella’s prison cell at the beginning of Finale…
Mare: What’s your favorite class?
Maven: Upper.
If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal ‘usted.’
-Maven Calore, at some point (probably).
Maven: Rules were made to be followed. Nothing was made to be broken.
Cal: uh, piñatas?
Kilorn: Glowsticks?
Evangeline: Karate boards.
Gisa: Spaghetti, when you have a small pot.
Mare: And rules.
I am this close to having a Britney Spears circa 2007 mental breakdown.
-Maven Calore, at some point (probably).
You’re my family and I love you, but you’re terrible. You’re all terrible.
-Maven Calore, at some point (probably).
one thing about me is im gon cry
can’t stop thinking abt that time in rq when maven had to pull elara off of mare and she left them staring at each other. literally the things I would give to have heard that fight..
ok, I just love Maven so much that I understand his pain and suffer with him. it's unexplainable, but it's a fact
Mare: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Cal: Alright, what's 30x17?
Mare: 47
Cal: That's not even close.
Mare: But it was fast.