DO NOT, AND I BEG OF YOU, DO NOT STAY SILENT. ISRAELI HAVE MASSACRED INNOCENT PALESTINIANS IN RAFAH,

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Reblog to kill it faster

klance as the demolition lovers !

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

I feel like Gnome cum would be really thick and taste like mushrooms.

I'm not interested in this

Honestly it's a little insulting they're banning tik tok before tumblr. We need to get that sorted out

call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

"can't two guys just be friends?" no they cannot!! hope this helps <3