Which Cats Are You Making Friends With? Which Cats Are You Staying Away From? We've Gotta Know 😹

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

greencough will kill the patient, the patient will need catmint to live

Mp100 au where its just the original universe aged up and inukawa is like a magical girl. Kinda? Ok so basically the moe aliens end up finding other alien species and inukawa becomes like. Their ambassador? Err mediator.. By day Inukawa works as an accountant at a law firm, its a 9-5 but he ends up working overtime a lot because his boss is a dick. By night hes an intergalactic peacemaker. The moe aliens are trying to be friends with every other alien species in the universe but the language barrier is beating their ass and since inukawa gained the ability to communicate through mere eye contact from his time on the moe planet. They kidnap inukawa every night to make him communicate for them. He has saved humanity and moe civilization from death and destruction so. Soo many times. He is EXHAUSTED.

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mæpleshade

fallen beast

conquest reforged / sildur’s vibrant shaders

Merry Christmas, please don’t call

I just wanted to crosspost this for anyone who isn’t on instagram