Society If Supernatural Was About Kevin, Claire, And Jack (full 1 / 2 / 3) [ID In Next Reblog]

I think it would've been funny if Mary was on a solo hunt and met Claire, with her curly blonde hair and big blue eyes and tough attitude and wearing a shirt she stole from dean that dean stole from john, and Mary's like 'oh. interesting. I'm a grandmother. nightmare scenario.' and this is post the bmol reveal so Dean is fully not talking to her and she thinks he didn't tell her he has a daughter because he didn't trust her so she decides to get in Claire's good graces. 1) because her granddaughter seems to have the impulse control of an irritated bull and she definitely shouldn't be hunting alone and 2) she gave Claire a fake last name so she wouldn't figure out their relation so by the time Dean figures out they've met Claire can help sweeten him up so Mary can fix things with him. Claire meanwhile is annoyed that this random woman keeps following her around but she's already resigned to the fact she attracts parental figures like a magnet.

so they're a VERY chaotic hunting team for awhile. Mary also keeps trying to needle out details about Claire's life- she figures she might blow her cover if she asks too much about her father, so she asks a lot about Claire's mother but she's very cagey about the topic. then one day Claire let's Mary use her phone for something and she notices the background is a pic of her and Cas and Claire doesn't wanna get into the whole angel thing with this woman who won't get out of her car so she's like 'oh yeah that's my dad'. and Mary's IMMEDIATELY just like oh God oh fuck I almost got my son in law killed no wonder Dean hates me. she's fully spiralling about her kids not trusting her so much they're hiding an entire family from her. even BEFORE they knew about the brits Dean didn't tell her?? she spends all night on google taking like those dumb 'am I homophobic??' quizzes to see if she said or did anything to make him uncomfortable and she literally goes to a library and prints out articles about how to support your gay child. turns into one of those hardcore gay rights moms over night. Claire just thinks Mary's doing this because she's figured out Claire's a lesbian and she finds it sweet.

Dean eventually starts responding to Mary's texts again and Mary just wants to tell Dean she knows everything so they can Properly make up and move forward but all the parenting books she's been reading insist that she needs to let him come to her with this. she starts dropping hints though, like 'oh I'm working with this hunter named Claire', thinking he'll take the bait and tell her he's Claire's father but he's just like 'tell that criminal she has 32 hours to return my ivory grip gun or else I'm actually filing a police report against her' and Mary's not in any place to critique parenting styles but she's like 😬 and tells Claire who's like 'tell him they'll never take me alive' and Mary ends up in the middle of dumb banter between these two while Claire's driving but neither of them will admit they're father and daughter and it's driving her INSANE. she just wants to be trusted!!

skdhdj Claire has a p.o. box and one day they stopped by and there was a head of a stuffed unicorn in there as a godfather parody, and Claire calls Dean like 'THAT WAS ALEX'S!!' and Mary hears him cursing over the other line and after they hang up she asks who Alex is and Claire's like 'oh my sister' and Mary's like. YOUR WHAT.

then all the shit with the brainwashing and apocalypse world goes down and by the time she's back in the bunker she's SO over waiting she just wants as normal a family dynamic as she can possibly get so she makes a big show of like getting Dean alone and she has a whole apology speech AND a gay rights speech that she had kids from a local lgbt community group proof read and edit for her. and Dean king of the closet is like thanks! but what the Fuck. and people are fully walking into the library now Sam has popcorn and Mary's like listen sweetheart I know I haven't given you a lot of reasons to trust me but at the very least you could have mentioned I'm a grandmother, I mean the resemblance is uncanny- and Dean's like 'shit you met Ben? is he okay?' and she's like. WHO?? WHAT? HOW MANY CHILDREN ARE YOU HIDING. And he's like well Emma's dead ('WHAT') so who else could you POSSIBLY be talking about?? And Mary's like 'Claire!! obviously Claire!!' and Claire, who's on the other side of the room yells 'EW?!' in a put on offended tone and Dean's like 'no she's Cas' brat?!' and Mary's like. 'well she's not a nephilim like Jack! I know you and Cas are together Dean-' and Dean and Cas are like. um. what drew you to that conclusion. pay no attention to the fact we're blushing and now refusing to make eye contact with each other we Swear we are only simply platonic friends we are NOT in a romantic relationship. and then Jack and Claire are both like 'WHAT YOU AREN'T?!?!' and the night is lost to many many confusing confrontations. this post got away from me.

dean really would be the type who says “my husband” all. the. time. there’s a picture of him and cas on the beach that he texts to sam with the caption “my husband and I” and sam rolls his eyes and is like “I know who your husband is, dean.” sometimes dean is at the farmers market buying a new homemade tie for cas (who is currently at the honey station) and dean smiles at the lady who made the ties and he says “this is for my husband.” and sometimes, dean is curled up with cas on the couch, and he leans in to press his lips to cas’ and he murmurs against cas’ mouth “my husband” and cas utterly beams as he kisses dean back

Superstore episodes for all occassion

When you want to laugh

Spokesman Scandal (s2e5)

Workplace Bullying (s3e4)

Gender Reveal (s3e20)

Baby Shower (s4e2)

Also all of them, tbh

When you want to cry

Brett's Dead (s3e2)

Employee Appreciation Day (s4e22)

Cloud 9.0 (s5e1)

Myrtle (s5e12)

California Part 1 (s5e21)

All Sales Final (s6e15)

When you're feeling romantic

Tornado (s2e22)

Sandra's Wedding (s5e14)

When you're feeling political

Shots and Salsa (s1e3)

Labour (s1e11)

Strike (s2e2)

Guns, pills and birds (s2e4)

Health Fund (s3e6)

Town Hall (s3e22)

Maternity Leave (s4e6)

Sandra's Fight (s4e21)

Negotiations (s5e10)

Essential (s6e1)

Hair Care Products (s6e5)

When you want to leave the store

Cheyenne's Wedding (s2e21)

Golden Globes (s3e9)

Manager's Conference (s4e8)

Quenceanera (s4e18)

When you want shenanigans

Color Wars (s1e7)

All-nighter (s1e9)

Olympics (s2e1)

Ladies' Lunch (s2e13)

Video Game Release (s3e13)

Blizzard (s4e12)

Customer Safari (s5e20)

When you want a holiday episode

Halloween Theft (s2e7)

Black Friday (s2e10)

Valentine's Day (s2e14)

Christmas Eve (s3e7)

Costume Competition (s4e4)

Lovebirds (s4e13)

Easter (s4e16)

Trick or Treat (s5e6)

Spring Cleaning (s6e11)

What they say: Dean is needy

What they mean: Asking Sam or Cas to do anything, ever, is horrible and mean and evil. Dean should be willing to do things for Sam or Cas at a moments notice, but being asked to do anything by the people they love is a horrible burden and should be recognized as such by the person inconveniencing them. Any relationship that inconveniences my fave is bad. But I do expect him to get all of the benefits of a relationship while contributing nothing—not even basic displays of care for another person such as answering the phone or checking in to say “I’m okay.”

Like yeah people can ask too much of you sometimes. However, part of being in a relationship with someone else means being willing to be inconvenienced by them. And some Samgirls and casgirls don't think their fave should ever be inconvenienced, and that anyone in their live (DEAN) asking for anything ever is manipulation and a violation of their autonomy.

Finished that WIP and boy do I love how this came out the colors just itch that part of my brain — also ivy is my new celebrity crush lmao.

I LiKe WoMEn

A dreaded sunny day so I’ll meet you at the cemetery gates 🪓❤️⚡️

bechdel test but it's sam and cas having a conversation that's not about dean

hello.

spuffy + making the same joke while fighting for their lives