Please Enjoy This Thing I Made😊

Should I do a name reveal or something? I'm begining to feel more comfortable on this platform and with my followers and since i have anxiety its typically a diffucukt thing for me to comfortable this quickly! So i want to do something to celebrate

Much love,Peachy♡🍑

Yea I made this awhile ago but my views have changed capoleon is disgusting

Ted nivison is the kind of guy to aggressively rub his hands together and say 'let's dig in!' before a meal.

My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites

(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)

Bonus:

Part 2

they hated him for his transmasc swag

YALL I NEED A SENIOR QUOTE IN SIX DAYS

HELP ME PLEASE

I just know jedediah is one of those men with slutty little waists

I can feel it in my bone(r)s

“i’m in my slut era” i say as i open tumblr to read fanfictions of characters who don’t exist 

mfs will write "slight angst if u squint!!" and ill be crying at the end

Ngl I think I’ve said “hold up fellas let me get my frank sinatra on” to my friends(obviously do you really think I’d say that to anyone else)

Stuff that Jedediah Smith would probably say that my cowboy grandpa has said:

-*talking to a cow* WELL YER JUS’ AS DUMB AS A GRASSHOPPER

-It ain’t a crime if ya don’t get caught. Here’s the keys

-That dumb ol’ Ichabod

-Well lightin’ struck the fence an’ seventeen cows were dead. Mighty unfortunate. Smelled like a good barbacue though

-*A fly goes into the bug zapper and dies* (laughs maniacally)There goes another!

- HAPPY?! We ain’t naming our dog Happy!

-Gosh why d’ya make me clean up the food? *begins to eat the rest of the cake*

-Hold up fellas lemme get my Frank Sinatra on

-Cats?! I don’ like cats! *timeskip to five seconds later. He’s holding the cat* ain’t ya jus’ the sweetest?