Top 5 God Given Gifts To Mankind For Us To Cherish And Rejoice In

top 5 god given gifts to mankind for us to cherish and rejoice in

1. bread

2. masturbation

3. drinking water when you are very thirsty

4. vegetable

5. sleep

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you know I couldn’t be a cowboy because I’d be stuck with my partner in the dead cold prairie night and our horses would be tied up and we’d be huddlin around a crudely made fire because it was too far to go back to the ranch and he’d play the sweetest song on his harmonica, the kind that you felt in your bones and your heart and that the hymns had nothin on, and then he’d finish and we’d both lean in a little too close and my hand would be on his bandanna and his whiskey-breath would be hot on my lips and I’d realize that maybe it wasn’t the touch of a woman i’d been hankerin for

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5 years ago
Good Morning Y’all

Good morning y’all

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1 year ago

YALL I NEED A SENIOR QUOTE IN SIX DAYS

HELP ME PLEASE

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Jedediah walked so all these new gay cowboy singers could run.

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My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites

(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)

My Best Friend Loves Rob Pattinson And Over The Years She Sent Me A Lot Of Articles/quotes Of Him, So
My Best Friend Loves Rob Pattinson And Over The Years She Sent Me A Lot Of Articles/quotes Of Him, So
My Best Friend Loves Rob Pattinson And Over The Years She Sent Me A Lot Of Articles/quotes Of Him, So
My Best Friend Loves Rob Pattinson And Over The Years She Sent Me A Lot Of Articles/quotes Of Him, So
My Best Friend Loves Rob Pattinson And Over The Years She Sent Me A Lot Of Articles/quotes Of Him, So
My Best Friend Loves Rob Pattinson And Over The Years She Sent Me A Lot Of Articles/quotes Of Him, So
My Best Friend Loves Rob Pattinson And Over The Years She Sent Me A Lot Of Articles/quotes Of Him, So
My Best Friend Loves Rob Pattinson And Over The Years She Sent Me A Lot Of Articles/quotes Of Him, So
My Best Friend Loves Rob Pattinson And Over The Years She Sent Me A Lot Of Articles/quotes Of Him, So

Bonus:

My Best Friend Loves Rob Pattinson And Over The Years She Sent Me A Lot Of Articles/quotes Of Him, So

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